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Posted on 4/18/12 at 8:22 pm to cokebottleag
I jizz in jars regularly. So do my homies.
Posted on 4/18/12 at 8:23 pm to Mac
Its totally true. Each class year participates. We have a 50 gallon drum almost completely filled up with jizz from all the previous years.
Its incredible.
Its incredible.
Posted on 4/18/12 at 8:25 pm to Bob Ag
Jizz Jars are hyperbolic, I'd guess, or maybe they were like a one time thing or something. But the Redass stuff is very real, and VERY fricking gay. That's to say nothing of the testicle squeezing.
Posted on 4/18/12 at 8:32 pm to Delicious Tacos
Once again, the corps is a very small fraction of the student body. Im sure they do weird shite that the other 98% of the student body thinks is weird as well.
But seriously, 50 gallons of jizz.
But seriously, 50 gallons of jizz.
Posted on 4/18/12 at 9:24 pm to Bob Ag
quote:
But seriously, 50 gallons of jizz.
We're saving it for our next football national championship. Something like this:
Posted on 4/18/12 at 9:37 pm to yurintroubl
im scared
Posted on 4/18/12 at 10:24 pm to AnimalA10
Taking quading to a whole new level. 
This post was edited on 4/18/12 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 4/18/12 at 10:26 pm to PowerTool
Dudes it's totally true. I heard it from a dude that was cousins with my uncle that heard it from a guy he bought hay from for his horses that said a guy that filled acetylene tanks for a guy he works with for usage out near a lifting unit a few hours away said. Totally true dudes. Totally.
Posted on 4/18/12 at 10:27 pm to PowerTool
No seriously just it's true.
Posted on 4/18/12 at 10:29 pm to PowerTool
We're gonna load it into a gatorade jug and dump it all over KS when we win the NCG next year. 
Posted on 4/18/12 at 10:30 pm to PowerTool
Dudes! I heard it from the Internet! It must be true! For real! Not lying!
Posted on 4/18/12 at 10:34 pm to Delicious Tacos
Guies! Jars! Gross$ interwebs! Serials!
Posted on 4/18/12 at 10:35 pm to yurintroubl
It's wishful thinking for t.u. queers
I commanded the Corps and this is a false libel--doesn't exist.
There are plenty of real things to make fun of A&M for, but this one is false.
I commanded the Corps and this is a false libel--doesn't exist.
There are plenty of real things to make fun of A&M for, but this one is false.
Posted on 4/18/12 at 10:40 pm to Smoke Ring
Listening to a sip's article about A&M = no bias whatsoever.
Posted on 4/18/12 at 10:50 pm to yurintroubl
Completely untrue. My father was in the Corps from '79-'83, and I was in the Corps from '06-'10, and never saw/heard anything about it. Message board hyperbole at its best.
But it's cool if you want to take Texas Monthly at its word.
But it's cool if you want to take Texas Monthly at its word.
Posted on 4/19/12 at 12:00 am to TbirdSpur2010
100% true. I fill mine myself.
Posted on 4/19/12 at 12:15 am to LegacyAggie
Did not read, get rid of the corps. All of the shite they do is extremely gay.
Posted on 4/19/12 at 12:37 am to pivey14
quote:no need to be scared..word is at College Station is they are going to confiscate every one of those God-forsaken MSU cowbells and dip them in the barrel of jiz and then give the MSU fan toting the piece of shite bell the opportunity have it back....obviously, taking it back is optional
...i'm scared
Posted on 4/19/12 at 12:50 am to Thibodaux Hog
Hmm... The Corps guys actually got a jar back in the day? They just taught us to use a small plastic bucket when I was at Fish Camp. New Army thing I guess.
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