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re: Another Aggy Crotch to Arse Sighting

Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
3225 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:27 pm to
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Why aren't you proud of what your fellow donghorns did?


We are not and it was a one time event in 2016.

Aggy is yearly doing ghey turditions.

Bwahahahahahah



Aggy all time every day all day ghey school!
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
26097 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:30 pm to
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And fake military.

For the cadets that sign contracts, how is it different from West Point or Annapolis?
This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 4:18 pm
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:31 pm to
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And yet it bugs the shite out of you every time me or someone else posts it.
Bro - we're all laughing at you and how desperate this is.

Every time anything Texas-related comes up on this site, you have a slew of dildo photos from some anti-carry rally almost a decade ago. The fact that you have these saved on your computer and bring it up every day on this site probably says more about you than anybody in the photo or at the University of Texas. Especially considering you yourself accuse others of being "turned on" when they post gay shite that happens at a&m on a daily basis, but all-of-a-sudden that doesn't apply to you posting scores of dildo photos on the same site?

I mean... that's a lack of self-awareness that knows no bounds my friend

I sincerely hope your wife and kids don't ever walk in your office while you're logged into this site... Just looking out for ya
This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 3:34 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
38987 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:33 pm to
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The Texas A&M corp of cadets is considered one of the greatest leadership schools in the world . Training freshmen to follow orders may look bizarre to an outsider but it is a pre-requisite to learning as a sophomore, junior and senior how to directly and then indirectly supervise and give orders to fighting men and women.

Looks like they’re learning how to grind cock to arse.
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:35 pm to
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What Texas doesn't have, and no other school has, is a university supported system of disturbing and unsettling rituals where young students are forced to do violently homoerotic activities against their will under the guise of tradition.
What's hilarious is that I don't think he realizes that HE is the one actually immortalizing the event by bringing it up ad nauseam on this site. It's as if he's completely oblivious to how much of his personality he's projecting on others

Posted by Hmbre97
Round Rock, TX
Member since Jan 2015
1023 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:38 pm to
The only person bothered by it is you. It was a one time event held for a specific purpose 7 years ago.

We're not the ones with a trove of dildo pictures on our computers that we can't wait to post. A one time event is nothing compared to the stupid shite that happens on the aggy campus on the daily...

Like the corps turds binding someone up in duct tape and humping them

This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 3:40 pm
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5695 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:41 pm to
It really bugs the shite out of you. You have made more posts about it on this thread than I have.

It will be okay xwing/rancho/vinner. Just let the butt hurt flow



Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
8800 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:44 pm to
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We're not the ones with a trove of dildo pictures on our computers that we can't wait to post. A one time event is nothing compared to the stupid shite that happens on the aggy campus on the daily...



On a related topic, there is happy news in Georgia ! Since the SECCG. dildo shoulder pads are on drastic sale , just in time for Christmas !


Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
8168 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:01 pm to
Heads like baby chicks.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2912 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:10 pm to
It’s been a couple of hours. Sure Buster is about ready for his shift to end at the Bryan Tube ‘n Lube and will be posting more dildo pics. Bet he reeks of astroglide, latex, and regret.
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:40 pm to
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It really bugs the shite out of you. You have made more posts about it on this thread than I have.
Lol we're trying to help you here, bud. This is not a good look. Just about everyone in this thread is pointing and laughing at how pathetic (and creepy) this is
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
5452 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

The only person bothered by it is you. It was a one time event held for a specific purpose 7 years ago.

We're not the ones with a trove of dildo pictures on our computers that we can't wait to post. A one time event is nothing compared to the stupid shite that happens on the aggy campus on the daily...

Like the corps turds binding someone up in duct tape and humping them
The link in this post is well worth a read. Short, to the point and not lacking in details lol
Posted by Bronco Calrissian
Member since Dec 2019
672 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 4:56 pm to
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Like the corps turds binding someone up in duct tape and humping them


Those corps turds were just engaging in natural acts of good bull. It's very similar to the training that the Navy Seals do.
Posted by OSTiger77
Ocean Springs
Member since Nov 2017
1977 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 6:16 pm to
That’s a lot of brain washing
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 7:34 pm to
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Lol we're trying to help you here, bud. This is not a good look. Just about everyone in this thread is pointing and laughing at how pathetic (and creepy) this is


I'll tell you another thing that is not a good look. It's the whole dildo culture that has consumed not only the University of Texas but, the football team too.

They hand these out to the football players at the beginning of each season just like the professors had out dildos to the regular, non-athletic students.

Enough is enough. The Sarko dildo is a step too far, even if the football players think it is funny and have requested more.

This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 7:57 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16677 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 7:43 pm to
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the back of the gay sex train




The least bad spot in the gay sex train, imo
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5982 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

dildo culture that has consumed not only the University of Texas but, the football team too.

Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16677 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 7:47 pm to
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Can a real donghorn fan explain why donghorn U had a dildo giveaway and then celebrated with a parade?





A&M vs Texas is and always has been a gay slap fight and for some reason we let them both into the SEC
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
4123 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 7:55 pm to
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The Texas A&M corp of cadets is considered one of the greatest leadership schools in the world .
Training freshmen to follow orders may look bizarre to an outsider but it is a pre-requisite to learning as a sophomore, junior and senior how to directly and then indirectly supervise and give orders to fighting men and women.


How about, "Do some push ups" instead of "dry hump the man in front of you"?
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5982 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 7:59 pm to
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The military does not order their males to jam their crotches in to another man's arse.

Not yet
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