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re: Another Aggy Crotch to Arse Sighting

Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:30 pm to
Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:30 pm to
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But why the crotch to arse touching?


It creates a seal


Appears their pants have zippers in the front and rear!
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:36 pm to
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Can a real aggy explain why they do this???


Can a real donghorn fan explain why donghorn U had a dildo giveaway and then celebrated with a parade?











There are an awful lot of dudes in the crowd lined up to get their free dildo.

Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:42 pm to
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Training freshman to follow orders may look bizarre to an outsider

My comment was an attempt to equate the guys in the photograph with freshman fraternity pledges.

So, yes.
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:43 pm to
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Buster83
Kind of odd that you constantly post those photos... this you?
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you keep showing that picture. Does it turn you on or something?
Seems ironic
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If he is posting shite like that on here, can you imagine what else he has on his phone? I bet his mommy is proud. He sure likes his gay A&M porn
This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 2:44 pm
Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:46 pm to
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The Texas A&M corp of cadets is considered one of the greatest leadership schools in the world .
Training freshmen to follow orders may look bizarre to an outsider but it is a pre-requisite to learning as a sophomore, junior and senior how to directly and then indirectly supervise and give orders to fighting men and women.


So jamming your crotch in another man's butt is leadership training?

Posted by Tigerlaff
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:48 pm to
Aggie plumbs depths of weird gayness that I never knew existed.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:55 pm to
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Does it turn you on or something?


I find it very repulsive xwing/rancho/vinnerbush, but apparently donghorn U celebrates it! That was one of the proudest moments in donghorn history! They even immortalized the parade By putting a dildo in the Student Activity Center for all the future little donghorns to see and celebrate. They even gave it the nickname "Big Boy". Texas Monthly Magazine even did a huge writeup of the whole event. What is even more amazing, it was our donghorn governor who caused the parade in the first place!



Texas Monthly Story

I am pretty sure that donghorn U will forever hold the title for the "Most Dildo Parades in the History of Mankind". You would think a California school would have that title.



Posted by Trumansfangs
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:57 pm to
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Training freshmen to follow orders



Oh I bet !
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:57 pm to
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So jamming your crotch in another man's butt is leadership training?


the Junction Boys would be proud
Posted by geoag58
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 2:59 pm to
If you ever have to order fighting men to go into a combat situation where you are not sure whether or not some of those men might die you might be glad you recieved similar training.

It also comes in handy for corporate and business leaders who have recieved such training .
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:00 pm to
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I just feel sorry for the dog.


Cadets have to protect the collie from their veterinary students. They were know for torturing dogs, mostly Golden Retrievers, for over 40 years.

“Texas A&M has finally committed to loosening its grip on the nine golden retrievers it held hostage in its veterinary school, determined not to concede PETA’s win,” says PETA Senior Vice President Kathy Guillermo. “These dogs, like the dozens already released, will finally enjoy a real home instead of the barren steel runs of a laboratory.”

PETA first exposed the laboratory in 2016, when it released video footage revealing that golden retrievers and other dogs were specifically being bred to develop a crippling and painful form of canine MD that humans do not get. Many of the dogs struggled to walk and were forced to eat a soupy gruel, as solid food was too difficult for them to swallow. The dogs were used in painful experiments involving biopsies and a device that stretched their muscle tissue. Video footage showed them chewing on their cage bars, with no comfortable place to lie down. Despite 40 years of these experiments, no cure for muscular dystrophy has been developed.
This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 3:02 pm
Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:02 pm to
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If you ever have to order fighting men to go into a combat situation where you are not sure whether or not some of those men might die you might be glad you recieved similar training.

It also comes in handy for corporate and business leaders who have recieved such training .


The military does not order their males to jam their crotches in to another man's arse.

This is clearly some aggy derived ghey behavior.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
11849 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:02 pm to
No. What I’m saying that corps may get more publicity on tv, but it it’s not as if your everyday student is going to know how to answer specific questions about the corps.
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:03 pm to
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I find it very repulsive
You find it very repulsive, yet you post photos of the same event every day and double down by posting even more, different photos in response to being called out?

Make this make sense
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but apparently donghorn U celebrates it! That was one of the proudest moments in donghorn history! They even immortalized the parade By putting a dildo in the Student Activity Center for all the future little donghorns to see and celebrate. They even gave it the nickname "Big Boy". Texas Monthly Magazine even did a huge writeup of the whole event.
Lol not one of those things points to it being "one of the biggest events in school history".

But the fact that you used the word "donghorn" 5 different times in one post kind of tells me everything I need to know: those photos in fact must turn you on or trigger an obsession if you keep posting them.

After all, that is your stance when other people post photos of the like
This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 3:05 pm
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:06 pm to
Only way they can keep Reveille from entering the portal.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:09 pm to
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If you ever have to order fighting men to go into a combat situation where you are not sure whether or not some of those men might die you might be glad you recieved similar training.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by woodhog14
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Jul 2011
1019 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:14 pm to
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FYI- the entire corps of cadets is roughly 2,000 students. And with roughly 62,500 total full time students…. you’re talking about 3 percent of the total student body that are in the Corps.

Still gay though. And fake military.
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
4284 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:15 pm to
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Can a real donghorn fan explain why donghorn U had a dildo giveaway and then celebrated with a parade?


Like every school, Texas has gay students.

What Texas doesn't have, and no other school has, is a university supported system of disturbing and unsettling rituals where young students are forced to do violently homoerotic activities against their will under the guise of tradition.
Posted by Herodijontiger
Myrtle Beach S.C.
Member since Apr 2021
1371 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:22 pm to
So 3% Gay. Nah I would have to guess it’s much higher than that. You’re not giving them their props, please don’t cut them short.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5695 posts
Posted on 12/12/23 at 3:24 pm to
And yet it bugs the shite out of you every time me or someone else posts it.

Why aren't you proud of what your fellow donghorns did?

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Lol not one of those things points to it being "one of the biggest events in school history".


They thought it was important enough to immortalize the event!
They even gave it a nickname like a mascot!

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But the fact that you used the word "donghorn" 5 different times in one post


Look at the pictures xwing. Doesn't the term "donghorn" seem to fit? I am surprised they have not made a dildo the new school mascot. Apparently some of your fellow donghorns have thought about it





They even had flags and tshirts made for the event. The ladies holding the flag are falculty!

You just can't make this shite up.



This post was edited on 12/12/23 at 3:35 pm
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