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re: Alabama fans how do you do it?

Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:38 am to
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
10975 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:38 am to
You should prolly stop sobbing in your latte and go buy some DBs on e-bay this year instead of WRs.
Posted by TS1926
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
5753 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:39 am to
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Trailer sex with next of kin .


I always find it funny that LSU swamp trash make jokes about trailers and incest in Alabama when there own state is a deeper shithole.
This post was edited on 1/2/24 at 11:40 am
Posted by GreatPumpkin
Member since Mar 2022
1829 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:41 am to
Start with a healthy amount of beer and some yelling then graduate to some whiskey and a little bit of Domestic Violence. If that doesn’t work you’ve always got a sister
Posted by TS1926
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
5753 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:41 am to
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Poison some trees.


I believe the OP was asking Alabama fans. LSU fans don't really have much experience in play off games.
Posted by TS1926
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
5753 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:44 am to
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tart with a healthy amount of beer and some yelling then graduate to some whiskey and a little bit of Domestic Violence. If that doesn’t work you’ve always got a sister


Tennessee fan with a drinking and incest joke? How ironic.
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
Member since Oct 2018
5399 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:45 am to
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Trailer sex with next of kin .


I mean, I’ve got some hot cousins, ngl.
Posted by Dingbag
Member since Dec 2023
545 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:45 am to
I read somewhere that Bama fans often hibernate after playoff losses until the next season, only occasionally waking up to change a flat on their trailer because it can’t fully support the weight of their fat lard wives.
Posted by OU_Fan
Fort Riley
Member since Dec 2014
763 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:47 am to
Texas fans deserve every bit of this humbling experience, especially after the OU bowl game trash talk and how they treated Oklahoma State during Big 12 championship.

The sooner you realize it’s just a game and life goes on, the easier it is to handle losses.

Enjoy the loss! BOOMER SOONER!
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75859 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:48 am to
It's just a game.

In the grand scheme of life it doesn't hold much weight.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41915 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:48 am to
Kill, stab, beat your old lady (sister) or poison shite

Everybody knows this
Posted by FoTownBam
Foley Al
Member since Oct 2023
1361 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:50 am to
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how do you do it?

I go look at the recruiting rankings and scan our roster of 4 and 5 star talent waiting to get playing time. Usually cheers me right up knowing we’ll be right back in it next season
Posted by EastTXHorn
Houston
Member since Jan 2019
791 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:50 am to
Just don’t be a bitch. Definitely feels like a missed opportunity though. We had a shot to eliminate the one team in the playoff who could really expose our weaknesses. Even after a mistake riddled performance. Thats a tough spill to swallow. We’re built to be in the conversation for years to come. You’ll be alright.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41915 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:51 am to
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I believe the OP was asking Alabama fans. LSU fans don't really have much experience in play off games.


We’ve got more than most, crybaby
Posted by UnderDog68
Thomasville, Ga.
Member since Sep 2017
2540 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:52 am to
Stop whining and take your loss like a man, ya pussy. Texass is going to see a lot more losses in this conference.
Posted by DownOnWashington
Tulsa
Member since Jul 2022
184 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:52 am to
Texas had its first good year since 2009, y’all need to chill and continue to rake in the recruits.

Posted by Dallaswho
Member since Dec 2023
844 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:54 am to
Wouldn’t know about a playoff, but it’s simple for us: Win or lose, we still booze.

Honestly, just seeing my team take the field again at ATT stadium made me more happy/emotional than actually winning the game.
Posted by Dingbag
Member since Dec 2023
545 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:55 am to
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It's just a game. In the grand scheme of life it doesn't hold much weight


Thank you for embarrassing the SEC. Now the CFP are even less likely to give the other more deserving, “not past their prime” SEC teams freebies in the future.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28621 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:55 am to
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Alabama fans how do you do it?



This year it's easy.

We were never supposed to do this well on our season. We got a lot accomplished and got some hardware to boot. I'm super proud of that scrappy arse team. Plenty of glory to remember.

The other part of it is... we have been there a lot and had a fair share of glory in post season. That does help.

When we lost to clemson in the first national title loss we went to, it definitely burned me up. After that, losses were a lot easier to endure for me for the most part.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15616 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:56 am to
Drag nuts across the face of a passed out fan of the opposing team
Posted by GoofAg
Member since Jul 2021
60 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 11:56 am to
Try some vagisil
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