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re: Alabama Fan Harvey Updyke Not Making Payments for Killing Auburn Trees

Posted on 8/15/19 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by tattoo
Fantasy Island
Member since Oct 2017
1805 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 1:50 pm to
Oh please, He is the prototypical Louisianan, which is where he has lived most of his life and was infected with such juvenile behavior. He wanted to associate with a winner, so he found Alabama football. Something multitudes from around the world have done. Being in Louisiana the mystique of Bama football was too much for this loser to deny. So, he clung to something good and went overboard. Bama can't help it and have renounced this Louisiana man. Many Louisianans place way too much emphasis on a game. (You can tell it from this msg board.)
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78501 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 2:04 pm to
I completely understand your disgust with your own fanbase and your need to project that embarrassment and shame onto others. Thoughts and prayers.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23921 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 2:05 pm to
Color me shocked.
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24848 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Some good Bama fan should start a gofundme page to raise the money.



I assume this is poking fun at the dumb gofundme mindset and not letting him off easy.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15796 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 2:59 pm to
Harvey did not think of spike 80.

The man who let him live in his house runs a company that clears trees for power line right of way.

At the end of the day, Harvey is just a pawn used by a person who new Harvey would act.

Posted by CFFreak
Rjyh, AL
Member since May 2019
8765 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 3:03 pm to
It's one thing to dickride Bama the team and maybe even Nick Saban but never ever dickride Bama fans.
Posted by CFFreak
Rjyh, AL
Member since May 2019
8765 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 3:04 pm to
The Yella wood man lets Harvey live in his house???
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
6770 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 3:08 pm to
Can’t even pay his bills- typical Louisiana trash. Hope they haunt this guy til he dies.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30873 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

is this a REAL picture? WTF you're PROUD of standing and posing for a picture with this guy? No words....


No, I wouldn't be.

This is from, what, 7 years ago?
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 3:15 pm to
Since I am sure his two children Crimson Tyde Updyke and Bear Bryant Updyke are on academic scholarships (17 ACT) at Bama, the state should not honor those scholarships.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25192 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

I’d liquidate a shite load of people in this cesspool country if I could.




I mean this only in the nicest way but... two questions.

1. Have you tried getting help for your mental problems?

2. Do you own firearms?

Because if the answer to those questions is no, and yes, then we need to get your situation under control. I'm not saying you are batshit crazy... no wait... I am saying you are batshit crazy. Go get some help son.
Posted by bamagreycoat
Member since Oct 2012
5749 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 4:01 pm to
Don’t worry I’m completely harmless my economic situation and my incompetence prevents me from being dangerous. What I mean is if I was like a modern day Comrade Stalin and I could liquidate any american I wanted. But alas I’m not. It’s not illegal to dream in America man. Some people dream about wealth, fame, vagina, rock stars,.....etc.... I just happen to dream about being able to liquidate anybody I want.

ETA: no I don’t own firearms. And even if I did I’d probably just fall down and blow my own genitals off and fail on my mission. Seriously I’m harmless man.
This post was edited on 8/15/19 at 4:03 pm
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15590 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

thatthang

Alabama Fan Harvey Updyke Not Making Payments for Killing Auburn Trees
Can’t even pay his bills- typical Louisiana trash. Hope they haunt this guy til he dies.





WTF is wrong with you ???
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 4:42 pm to
Maybe a steel cage match with Pat Dye is in order for justice? I mean whatever the judge thinks is fair with Harvey. I will say this. I have never seen anybody play the victim card and try and get sympathy for so many years over friggin trees. As for Harvey Updyke and the dead trees


This post was edited on 8/15/19 at 4:52 pm
Posted by PEPE
Member since Jun 2018
8198 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 5:02 pm to
Is this a surprise? Does he look like a man capable of making 800,000 ever?
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6896 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 5:13 pm to
I wonder how many trees Jimmy Rane kills each year ?
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46188 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Also does Lee County really expect this dude to come up with eight hundred grand?

I don’t think anyone expects the full $800k to be paid.

But just out of principal, they do expect regular payments being made
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46188 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

Is this a surprise? Does he look like a man capable of making 800,000 ever?


He looks like a guy that can scrounge up more than $400 in what 8 years
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58913 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 5:54 pm to
I get it. What he did was bad. He should have to pay.

I just wish the courts were as focused on dead beat dads missing child support payments.
Posted by GusAU
Member since Mar 2014
3650 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

Just who thought Harvey Updike would ever be able to pay back 800,000.00. Overkill to the max.


Don't do the crime if you can't pay the dime.
This post was edited on 8/15/19 at 5:56 pm
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