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Aggies, you have chosen poorly
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:17 pm
You had the opportunity to be meek and humble. Instead, you chose a path of wreckless speech and fightin' words.
I have taken it to heart and will participate in Gameday at peak emotional levels that I would not have without all the bulletin board material you have provided. I plan to print out your posts and tack them to every tent and tree on the Quad Saturday to ensure maximum bulletin board material effect.
Most importantly, I have gathered the Big ALvengers of the Alabama sidewalk cult.
RAMP LADY
BEAR TAT GUY
THE SKANKY UAB HOUNDSTOOTH HAT GIRLS FROM THE SHULA ERA
1ST GUY IN LINE AT FAN DAY WITH HIS BABY GUY
SUGAR BOWL FIGHT LADY
and of course..........
KING UPDYKE
Obviously none of them will actually be "inside" the Stadium, per se, because THEY AIN'T PAYIN THOSE TYPESA PRICES ITS NOT FAIR IL WATCH AT MY BUDDIES TAILGATE, but their spirits will lift the BAMUHNASHION to make you pay for all your words.
TAHD BY 60
I have taken it to heart and will participate in Gameday at peak emotional levels that I would not have without all the bulletin board material you have provided. I plan to print out your posts and tack them to every tent and tree on the Quad Saturday to ensure maximum bulletin board material effect.
Most importantly, I have gathered the Big ALvengers of the Alabama sidewalk cult.
RAMP LADY
BEAR TAT GUY
THE SKANKY UAB HOUNDSTOOTH HAT GIRLS FROM THE SHULA ERA
1ST GUY IN LINE AT FAN DAY WITH HIS BABY GUY
SUGAR BOWL FIGHT LADY
and of course..........
KING UPDYKE
Obviously none of them will actually be "inside" the Stadium, per se, because THEY AIN'T PAYIN THOSE TYPESA PRICES ITS NOT FAIR IL WATCH AT MY BUDDIES TAILGATE, but their spirits will lift the BAMUHNASHION to make you pay for all your words.
TAHD BY 60
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 3:19 pm
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Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:18 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Lol you think you have crazy freaks for a fanbase until you realize WE LITERALLY HAVE GUYS WHO PULLED A SWORD ON A CHEERLEADER AND GOT HIS arse KICKED BY SAID CHEERLEADER
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:18 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:19 pm to SummerOfGeorge
This is terrifyingly beautiful
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:21 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Phyllis from Mulga will be a man named Phil with a 10” dong when we’re done with you
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:22 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Aggies
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meek and humble.
Side note: I’m not familiar w RAMP LADY.
She’s actually a tad menacing, in a slasher film sorta way.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:24 pm to EKG
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I’m not familiar w RAMP LADY.
She is a vintage sidewalk character from the Days that Shall Not Be Mentioned.
She stood on the ramp and yelled. Nonstop. All the time.
RAMP LADY
Ramp Lady Exposed - Tuscaloosa News
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“She screams,” said University student Patrick Walker. “She’s like a freakin’ banshee.”
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“I haven’t seen her at every basketball game, so she’s pretty much a warm weather fan,” Walker said. “I’m sure she’s a nice lady and all, but she’s just nuts.
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“I still stay in Prattville, I drive up here for anything,” she said. “I never went to the University, I just grew up bleedin’, living and breathing Crimson Tide football,”
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:25 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Oh shite. Not Sugar Bowl Fight Lady. Aggies fricked big time. And so are we. 
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:25 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I love Sugar Bowl Fight Lady so much.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:26 pm to The Spleen
Can someone post the sauce on her pics
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:39 pm to SummerOfGeorge
SUGAR BOWL FIGHT LADY
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:39 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Is that a Camaro?
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:40 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Walker said he never really heard her go too far because he doesn’t think she knows any proper English language.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:41 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I have someone to introduce you to.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:42 pm to SummerOfGeorge
This is as “Alabama” as it gets
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:43 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:45 pm to SummerOfGeorge
If the knife fighting GrandMa from A-Day shows up......run like hell
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:48 pm to Realistic Ag
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:48 pm to Vecchio Cane
GHOST BAMMER has CONFIRMED he will also be available
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:48 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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