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re: A Texas baseball player walks into a bar

Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:27 am to
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12698 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:27 am to
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Maybe y’all can finally win one.




“This Wikipedia page is where you are going, this Wikipedia page is where you have been, and this post shows how sandy my arse crack is now”
This post was edited on 6/21/21 at 9:28 am
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15834 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:56 am to
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You know things are going your way when you are screenshotting wikipedia pages for college baseball arguments at 1:48 am.




Was waiting on my pool to fill up because it just got plastered Saturday and was almost full.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 10:17 am to
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All those sad Texas fans in the Omaha airport this morning is a thing of beauty
you know it’s pathetic when the single biggest spring athletic event for your school is watching your rival lose on the stage you weren’t even remotely close to playing on
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4344 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 11:00 am to
That would have gotten him 15 yards if he played football in the BDF
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 11:09 am to
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The maroon cow college that can actually beat Texas.

What?

Texas 0 - Texas A&M 2 --- (2021)



EDIT: Oh, you mean A&M is not a cow college. I get it.
This post was edited on 6/21/21 at 11:11 am
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13512 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 11:54 am to
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And strikes out with every girl in there


But as it gets close to closing time, some guy in an umpire uniform walks up and says he didn't.

That guy tried to rob State, TBH...
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 12:02 pm to
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And strikes out with every girl in there


I hate to be the ackshully guy but he did hit a home run with one of his 31 at bats.

And as a married old fart, I'd be pretty happy to strike out 21 times if I could get a home run tonight.

At this point, she could at least give me a balk Oregon style.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 12:15 pm to
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That guy tried to rob State, TBH
That guy was terrible for both sides. Not taking anything away from Bednar or Sims, because Texas wasn’t going to hit either one of them last night. And even with a perfect umpire behind the dish, Miss St would’ve won the game regardless and finished with a gaggle of strikeouts either way.

But the home plate umpire last night could not establish a consistent strike zone for any of the 9 innings. Gave Madden, Bednar and Sims some gracious calls (like the 8th-inning strike 2 above Hodo’s letters) and then robbed Sims of what was clearly strike 3 vs Melendez that was called “low”, which would’ve ended the game.

Just all around bad. CWS deserves better than that guy. That was teetering on irresponsible by that umpire at times
Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 12:17 pm to
Yep. Garbage umpiring for both sides.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90852 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 12:28 pm to
Umps have been bad all through the postseason from what I’ve watched
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 12:35 pm to
How do you feel about the level of play in the Big 12? Would you say it is good enough to get you ready for the post season or iffy? I thought some of those teams were better than they looked but none made Omaha
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24937 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 12:52 pm to
Yeah, the Sims miss was probably the most egregious but he was bad for both teams.
Posted by Rogelio
Member since Jan 2021
935 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 12:52 pm to
An Aggie walks into a bar and ... no one there is gay.
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15125 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 5:40 pm to
Lol at you going all the way to Omaha just to watch a team so you hope they will lose. My god thats a new level of obsession.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 5:59 pm to
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An Aggie walks into a bar and ... no one there is gay.

And they ALL leave gay.





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