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A Haiku for Every Team in the SEC
Posted on 11/21/23 at 11:57 am
Posted on 11/21/23 at 11:57 am
Alabama
The tide always rolls
Ten and two is just awful
Saban is the GOAT
Arkansas
It's a gorgeous state
They call themselves Razorbacks
But they're all just hicks
Auburn
Their fans are confused
They think they are War Eagles
They waste much TP
Florida
The Swamp has been drained
Of all football relevance
Tim Tebow is nice
Georgia
Black and red is cool
Kirby Smart must use voodoo
They want the three-peat
Kentucky
Very pretty blue
They made Kansas take KU
Prefer basketball
LSU
They have lots of fans
They're all super annoying
Obsessed with Burrow
Mississippi State
What is there to say?
Everyone hates those cowbells
RIP Mike Leach
Missouri
Stadium is weird
Just like the state it is in
Logo is not bad
Ole Miss
Land sharks or rebels?
You all should watch The Blind Side
Lane Train will crash soon
South Carolina
Cool color combo
Gamecock is a dumb mascot
Easy to insult
Tennessee
Neyland is quite big
That orange is so ugly
Glory days are gone
Texas A&M
Their fans have hard lives
They had a Heisman winner
Now they're just a joke
Vanderbilt
Poor old Commodores
They sure ain't mighty mighty
Lay anchor or sink
The tide always rolls
Ten and two is just awful
Saban is the GOAT
Arkansas
It's a gorgeous state
They call themselves Razorbacks
But they're all just hicks
Auburn
Their fans are confused
They think they are War Eagles
They waste much TP
Florida
The Swamp has been drained
Of all football relevance
Tim Tebow is nice
Georgia
Black and red is cool
Kirby Smart must use voodoo
They want the three-peat
Kentucky
Very pretty blue
They made Kansas take KU
Prefer basketball
LSU
They have lots of fans
They're all super annoying
Obsessed with Burrow
Mississippi State
What is there to say?
Everyone hates those cowbells
RIP Mike Leach
Missouri
Stadium is weird
Just like the state it is in
Logo is not bad
Ole Miss
Land sharks or rebels?
You all should watch The Blind Side
Lane Train will crash soon
South Carolina
Cool color combo
Gamecock is a dumb mascot
Easy to insult
Tennessee
Neyland is quite big
That orange is so ugly
Glory days are gone
Texas A&M
Their fans have hard lives
They had a Heisman winner
Now they're just a joke
Vanderbilt
Poor old Commodores
They sure ain't mighty mighty
Lay anchor or sink
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Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:01 pm to FootballFrenzy
aTm fan does gay shite by writing poetry.
Film at 11.
Film at 11.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:02 pm to FootballFrenzy
A$M
Jimbo Skips away
All the money in the world
Can't make you a champ
Jimbo Skips away
All the money in the world
Can't make you a champ
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:06 pm to RoyalAir
Hey baw, watch it
Listen to The Ballad of Reading Gaol and tell me that poetry is "gay shite".
He put forth more effort than you have
Listen to The Ballad of Reading Gaol and tell me that poetry is "gay shite".
He put forth more effort than you have
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:08 pm to FootballFrenzy
These threads of yours get more cringe by the day
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:09 pm to Shea Vinnerbush
quote:
These threads of yours get more cringe by the day
And yet look who continues to read them and comment on them...
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:10 pm to FootballFrenzy
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:14 pm to FootballFrenzy
Texas A&M
Women not penetrated
Leave the SEC
Women not penetrated
Leave the SEC
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:20 pm to FootballFrenzy
Texas A&M
Texas eight and four
We pay coaches not to coach
We have g@y milkmen
Texas eight and four
We pay coaches not to coach
We have g@y milkmen
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:22 pm to FootballFrenzy
Texas A&M
We're gay
You know it
Money isn’t the only thing we blow
We're gay
You know it
Money isn’t the only thing we blow
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:23 pm to momentoftruth87
quote:
We're gay
You know it
Money isn’t the only thing we blow
You can't even do a haiku right.Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:24 pm to FootballFrenzy
Nobody cares and it still remains true
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:29 pm to FootballFrenzy
quote:
Texas A&M
Are we Texas Tech?
Lubbock is herpes heaven...
But what about our AIDS?
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:32 pm to Sao
quote:
Texas A&M
quote:
Are we Texas Tech? - (5)
Lubbock is herpes heaven... - (7)
But what about our AIDS? - (6)
I'd say to get rid of the but...knowing that the but is what really makes it aTm-centric.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:34 pm to madmaxvol
ugh, I'll take the incorrectly counted L
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:38 pm to FootballFrenzy
:kenjeonggaaaaaay.gif:
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:42 pm to FootballFrenzy
Was surprised to see
this here. Noticed A & M
No longer surprised
this here. Noticed A & M
No longer surprised
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:55 pm to ALhunter
quote:
Was surprised to see
this here. Noticed A & M
No longer surprised
Not a great haiku
I really think that it sucks
Much like A & M
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:56 pm to FootballFrenzy
Classic faggie kissing nickies arse. Swear you dudes all got bullied in school
This post was edited on 11/21/23 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:57 pm to FootballFrenzy
quote:
momentoftruth87
quote:
We're gay
You know it
Money isn’t the only thing we blow
You can't even do a haiku right.
...and still better than any of that dumb shite in the OP.
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