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re: 4 Archetypal Clemson Fans

Posted on 12/20/21 at 7:09 pm to
Posted by Priapus
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Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 12/20/21 at 7:11 pm to
That's infinitely worse than the Running of the Gumps.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 12/20/21 at 7:15 pm to
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The frick you get sherwin williams from?
I didn't. The Clemson fan did. Specifically the aerosols section.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 12/20/21 at 7:16 pm to
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Clemson Fantasy Camp

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Posted by cyde
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Posted on 12/20/21 at 7:25 pm to
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Clemson Fantasy Camp

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Brian Barton; Columbia, S.C. “By far the best thing we did was hanging out with the coaches Friday night, hearing so many stories from Coach Ford, Michael Dean Perry, and Perry Tuttle. If you are a Clemson fan you must do this. I actually ran with the bulls on vacation in Spain two years ago and this was ten times cooler than that.”
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Floyd Elliott; Spartanburg, S.C. “I can only imagine what our players have to go through. You have such a good understanding what goes on in team and position meetings.”
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CAMP FEE (all inclusive once you arrive on campus):



Single Occupancy - $2,000, Tax Deductible $1,400.


Double Occupancy -$1,900, Tax Deductible $1,400.
I... no longer feel bad that the Running of the Gumps exists.
Posted by GentleJackJones
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 12/20/21 at 7:28 pm to
Pretty funny considering the sole Clemson fan I know is the Marty Smith prototype.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 12/20/21 at 7:44 pm to
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Clemson Fantasy Camp


What the....

How have I never seen this before?
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
6775 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 7:59 pm to
Mother of god. That’s objectively the most embarrassing college-football related thing I’ve ever seen. Running of the gumps, Auburn and their TP, etc etc, nothing touches that. Can’t believe I’ve never seen this.
Posted by tigeroarz1
Winston-Salem, NC
Member since Oct 2013
3377 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 8:20 pm to
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Clemson Fantasy Camp
That appears to be before Dabo’s 3rd season. Clemson went 6-7 the previous season. Those guys were die-hards

Looks like they don’t do this anymore. They do a Ladies Clinic to raise money for Breast Cancer.
This post was edited on 12/20/21 at 8:42 pm
Posted by Blackgloves
Texas
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 12/20/21 at 8:40 pm to
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Complains about Clemson fans posting...

Makes post about Clemson fans...


Your favorite football program wasn't blessed by being in the SEC.

Kick rocks
Posted by GamecockUltimate
Columbia,SC
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 12/20/21 at 10:02 pm to
weird you think youre in the SEC...
Posted by Clark14
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Posted on 12/20/21 at 10:10 pm to
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I don’t get how people follow Joel Osteen

I can look at him and tell he is a fraudulent sleazebag



Yep, I remember when jim and tammy fay baker showed up and it was like wth draws people to this circus show.
Posted by HalfCocked
Dirty Beach
Member since Jan 2015
2291 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 10:55 pm to
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Pretty funny considering the sole Clemson fan I know is the Marty Smith prototype.


Does he own a pair of white oakleys? If you don't know, I'm going to need you to ask him. And then I'm going to need you to report back. This should be f'ing hilarious.
Posted by HalfCocked
Dirty Beach
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 12/20/21 at 10:57 pm to
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That appears to be before Dabo’s 3rd season. Clemson went 6-7 the previous season. Those guys were die-hards

Looks like they don’t do this anymore. They do a Ladies Clinic to raise money for Breast Cancer.


Whats even better is they have a guidance counselor motivational poster up in the locker room with us on it. They had Spurrier and Cock on the brain all day everyday back then.
Posted by Benjamin Ryan
Hodges
Member since Aug 2018
301 posts
Posted on 12/21/21 at 6:04 am to
Here is your 4 artypical types of coots-

Posted by DabosDynasty
Member since Apr 2017
5179 posts
Posted on 12/21/21 at 6:42 am to
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The 4 Archetypal Clemson Fans


Sadly, there’s a lot of truth in these.

Sincerely,

A Clemson fan who thinks Dabo is ruining the dynasty he built to compete with Saban even if for a little while.

The coaching promotions are dumb. Not being aggressive in the portal is dumb. Only filling half of recruiting classes is dumb. Constant recruitment of former players and their kids and siblings for staff and players is dumb at the level it’s being done. All the while significant portions of the fan base: muh trust Dabo.
Posted by Freon
Sah Kurlahna
Member since Dec 2018
685 posts
Posted on 12/21/21 at 7:07 am to
You forgot the type with the jacked up Golden Motors truck, back glass emblazoned with the Clemson paw, an obligatory salt life sticker, browning logo, hunting club membership sticker, sons of the confederacy sticker, costa, yeti coolers etc.
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 12/21/21 at 7:15 am to
Clemson fans 1981-



Clemson fans today-

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 12/21/21 at 7:16 am to
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It’s don’t get mad, get Glad. The frick you get sherwin williams from?


Yes, it’s ‘Ask Sherwin Williams’, but tbh it didn’t seem wrong to me until you posted that.


Funny post, OP. I don’t know many, if any, Clem fans but I feel like I do now.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
16037 posts
Posted on 12/21/21 at 7:35 am to
Clemson is irrelevant for the 1st time in awhile, Dabo is replacing his staff with meh hires, and their are more “we are scared of Clemson threads by UofSC fans than normal.

Y’all overachieved by 2-3 games, signed a once heisman candidate QB and all y’all want to talk about is why y’all have an inferiority complex?
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