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re: 2025 Worst Poster Tournament - Submit nominations here
Posted on 7/18/25 at 11:21 pm to captdalton
Posted on 7/18/25 at 11:21 pm to captdalton
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Oh wow, small world. There was a poster here called Metry Mauler. Sadly, he is gone. He likely passed away from Monkey Pox. If not the HIV and herpes got him.
He did not pass away, but he does have Monkey Pox per the Jefferson Parish office of Public Health. He currently posts under his alternative account of SEC Doctor after Metry Mauler was banned for racism, as was his next account Mulkey Man.
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Posted on 7/18/25 at 11:25 pm to SEC Doctor
Woo hoo! I didn’t make this list. I’d like to thank all those who truly believe in what I stand for and how shitty you all are. I mean, almost all of your contributions are nothing short of legendary: half-vagina, half shite takes, from people who can’t operate a parking meter. All of your transgender level goalpost moving, and blind homerism is embarrassing. Truly, no one excels at missing the point quite like democrats, LSU, Texas and Auburn fans. You three homos schools should be given the crown—you’ve all earned it.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 12:15 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:Lunatik-13
gang member
Posted on 7/19/25 at 6:58 am to Wolfhound45
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Posted at 12:15 am
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Lunatik-13
Man, I'm dead to the world at midnight. Can't we cut this shite off at like 7:30 or something? Some of us motherfrickers old as shite around here.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:37 am to TigerLunatik
Posted on 7/19/25 at 8:11 am to SEC Doctor
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Stephen or whatever his current name is
Bjoey4640
This post was edited on 7/19/25 at 8:15 am
Posted on 7/19/25 at 8:23 am to TigerLunatik
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Man, I'm dead to the world at midnight. Can't we cut this shite off at like 7:30 or something? Some of us motherfrickers old as shite around here
Posted on 7/19/25 at 8:41 am to SEC Doctor
captdalton, Serraneaux, cajunbama, Mt. Vernon and both Missouri posters.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 8:53 am to Bryno1960
Seems to me Dalton is running away with the tournament already.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:01 am to Bryno1960
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captdalton, Serraneaux, cajunbama, Mt. Vernon and both Missouri posters
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:09 am to jangalang
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Seems to me Dalton is running away with the tournament already.
You woke up thinking about me.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:11 am to VFL67
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Supersaints9
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Haven't heard from my pal in a while. Kind of miss him
I’m right here BITCH! I nominate VFL67 for being the most crying validation seeking bitch that I ever seen on this board!!
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:43 am to supersaints9
Taylor.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:54 am to cajunbama
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Attention Whore Mary Rex Vonner
Hairy Rectum Vonner is the runaway winner of shitty posters.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:59 am to captdalton
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You woke up thinking about me.
More like I woke up and read your dumb posts.
#DumbDalton
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:07 am to supersaints9
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I’m right here BITCH! I nominate VFL67 for being the most crying validation seeking bitch that I ever seen on this board!!
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:09 am to jangalang
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More like I woke up and read your dumb posts.
#DumbDalton
Basically, Dalton doesn't get any attention at home. He needs it so much that he comes here and says dumb shite just to get a reaction and at least then, people notice him.
He's basically just "fishing for attention".
Posted on 7/19/25 at 11:00 am to SidewalkTiger
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He's basically just "fishing for attention"
Project much my obtuse autist?
Posted on 7/19/25 at 11:07 am to SEC Doctor
Forevergator is real POS
Posted on 7/19/25 at 11:09 am to cajunbama
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Project much my obtuse autist?
The MetryMidget is back.
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