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re: 11 Years Ago. Bama Milf came in like a wrecking ball

Posted on 1/6/25 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 1/6/25 at 12:10 pm to
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I think one of the hardest I've ever laughed on here was a few years ago, maybe on the OT, when someone made a new post and attempted to attach a photo directly from their computer, pasting in a link to an image on their C: drive that included their first name.

I have no idea how I'd find that thread to link it, but it and the responses that ensued were utter hilarity.

Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22888 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 12:27 pm to
She is the female version of Harvey Updyke.
Posted by Vincenzo Pantangelli
Member since Nov 2024
1410 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 12:39 pm to
Trashy
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9505 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Look at the Auburn fan working hard to justify hitting a woman


Not hard to justify at all. Equal Rights mean Equal Lefts.
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
79205 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Bitch should be part of a Mid-South Resurrection.



Mid-South Wrestling was the shite...
Posted by EulerRules
Member since Dec 2019
1842 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 12:46 pm to
Tommy Lewis

According to his roommate, Tommy Lewis unfortunately received many death threats from Alabama "fans" by mail after he came off the bench in the '54 Cotton Bowl to tackle the Rice RB and Rice was awarded a touchdown. Incidentally, Lewis scored Alabama's only points of the game in that 28-6 Alabama loss.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 12:56 pm to
When the kids say “Full. Send.”, this is what they mean.
Posted by dchog
Pea Ridge
Member since Nov 2012
26709 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 1:00 pm to
She has learned the art of Bama Fu.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
76799 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

You know she's an absolute wildcat in the sack


In a sack of meth.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
24244 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 1:15 pm to
Probably a good thing she didn’t attend the Bama @ OU game this season.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
10192 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

What's his name's mom is still the Bama milf of all time.


Uh no, not even close. Our current walk-on quarterback's mom is the hottest, you'll just never see her on camera because her son never plays.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
1800 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 1:25 pm to
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Do they have trees??


You have obviously never been to the Ozark Mountains in Oklahoma





Or the Arbuckle Mountains 45 minutes South of Norman



Or Southeast Oklahoma





Yes there's fricking trees in Oklahoma
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38831 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 1:56 pm to
I think it's an appearance sorely missed.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7901 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 1:59 pm to
She bounced back and is now a store manager with Dollar General, and she doesn't "like to talk about it" anymore and has moved on with her life and posts 50 inspirational quotes on Facebook per day.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22021 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Darwin Holt


I met Darwin Holt at a wedding reception a few months after the famous incident. He was small, but he was not someone you would frick with. RIP.
Posted by Foots51
Salem. Al
Member since Sep 2022
293 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 2:37 pm to
You are quite right. But then, reasonable people laugh at zealots from all fan bases.
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
12952 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 4:00 pm to
This just in: Bama fans are trashy
Posted by BigHorn69
Member since Nov 2024
271 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 4:12 pm to
this qualifies as a MILF in Alabama ?

No wonder the fans take losing so badly
This post was edited on 1/6/25 at 4:13 pm
Posted by SoonerKA1999
T-Town
Member since Aug 2021
1348 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 8:28 pm to
Yep. Even Weyerhaeuser knows Oklahoma has trees.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17570 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

Divorced and living in her half of the trailer.


You'd know. You and your mommy live right next door.
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