re: Can't turn a hoe into a housewife, hoes don't act right

It was an Ole Miss hype video of crowds, Kiffin, and dunking on Gators.

He's probably just fricking with everyone.

I like to imagine the team meeting is kiffin announcing the expanded NIL budget and just handing out checks Oprah style

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I like to imagine the team meeting is kiffin announcing the expanded NIL budget and just handing out checks Oprah style

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You get a check!

You get a check!

You get a check!

(Gets to Sage Ryan) This is awkward

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Gets to Sage Ryan

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You get a bill

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We ain’t gonna know nothing today.

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This can't drag out much longer - if we continue to wait and he leaves, that puts us behind the 8 ball in searching for a replacement and recruiting.

Wait I just saw a thing where PSU is trying to go after Debour. Is this a fricked up universe where he leaves Bama and now we have another week of this shite?

David Cutcliffe on deck

Michael Spurlock is the next Mike Vick just you wait and see

Not to derail, but the attendance commentary never made sense to me. Saban complained about attendance at Bama all the time and no one thought it meant he was leaving. He was really just using it to talk to his players about locking in and not taking any opponent lightly regardless of fans’ attitudes.

But somehow when Kiffin does the same thing it means he is leaving. Whatevs. Back to taking sage ryan’s lunch money

If we don’t know anything today then I’m checking out. This is absolutely insane and it makes zero sense for it to be dragged out like this all fricking week and then get no answer.

Lane and Jimmy Sexton can go frick themselves