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Posted on 11/14/25 at 5:52 pm to
Posted by Landmass
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Member since Jun 2013
24433 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 5:52 pm to
You could always get shite faced first and then try to beat off and fall asleep with a limp dick in your hand.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75501 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 6:56 pm to
Man Florida fans are setting themselves up for a melt of the ages. They really believe this whole thing about Lane signing a contract with them and not coaching the playoff
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
6959 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 7:20 pm to
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Man Florida fans are setting themselves up for a melt of the ages. They really believe this whole thing about Lane signing a contract with them and not coaching the playoff
it seems insane to me

I don’t believe it really

But apparently betting on future UF coach is down at the moment.

What does it mean?

I have no clue but if we’re announcing a hire soon lane and Lincoln are still with their teams as a HC. But Kliff could be easily announced asap.
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
10161 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

seems insane to me

I don’t believe it really

But apparently betting on future UF coach is down at the moment.

What does it mean?


Two things.

(1) Those bets get pulled from BetOnline all the time. They are not Vegas, they are a shady offshore site with no regulation.

(2) They last pulled the Florida one when Drink dropped from +500 to -150 last week.

It's not Vegas odds, just an off-shore book looking for easy wins on a future market that's a crapshoot. And best for them, if anyone actually wins any real money, they just won't pay out since there are no legal repercussions
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
71555 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 7:54 pm to
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You could always get shite faced first and then try to beat off and fall asleep with a limp dick in your hand.


The pros do something like this but you chug milk of magnesium before you beat off. See if you can beat Mother Nature.
Posted by Fullmonty
Member since Nov 2022
216 posts
Posted on 11/14/25 at 8:10 pm to
Sitting at a restaurant/bar with my woman watching Ocean Springs high school football on TV. Revelation - high school football in 2025 is the same as college football in 1965, pure as the driven snow or Landmass.
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
10161 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 11:24 am to
Silly season is silly:

quote:

Joel Klatt now predicts Lane Kiffin will stay at Ole Miss in 2026, reversing his earlier belief that LSU would land him. Klatt cites Kiffin’s control in Oxford and the program’s strong season.


Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37016 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 11:32 am to
The desperation for clicks and engagement is a cheap cologne

Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
71555 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 12:14 pm to
Sooooo what does an A&M loss and us winning out look like. We would have the tie breaker right because of the common USC game right?
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
10161 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 12:21 pm to
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Sooooo what does an A&M loss and us winning out look like. We would have the tie breaker right because of the common USC game right?


Yeah, but UGA and Bama remain ahead of us
Posted by Dixie.Reb
Oxford
Member since Jul 2013
3136 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 12:50 pm to
Would need UGA to lose today or Bama to lose OU and Iron Bowl.
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
13616 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Sooooo what does an A&M loss


South Carolina forgot there was 30 more minutes of football to be played
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
71555 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 1:58 pm to
Oof. Also Texas would need to beat UGA for us to make it to Atlanta.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18928 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 8:04 pm to
frick Atlanta.

Win this game tonight. Somehow some way make the plays to have 1 more than them when the clock hits 00:00
Posted by DMagic
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Member since Aug 2010
49846 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 10:19 pm to
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frick Atlanta.




You don’t mean that
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
71555 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 10:36 pm to
Apparently neal and chase are telling people that the they are prepared to fire Kiffin if he doesn’t give them an answer by a certain date.

This is where I say I’m hoping they’re as clueless as we say they are because that would be a diabolically stupid decision. Kiffins buyout hits $44 million in December and as bad as that is…..firing him in the middle of a playoff run is even worse than the buyout. It would be the single dumbest decision in all of sports.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
49846 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 10:37 pm to
They don’t know shite man. God damn Neal sucks
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37016 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 10:44 pm to
There does have to be an ultimatum date

I mean come on . You can’t keep stringing everyone along

All parties need to move on at some point

This post was edited on 11/15/25 at 10:45 pm
Posted by RebelVol
The Sip
Member since Aug 2016
4669 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 10:52 pm to
I’m sure Keith has already got a list of candidates. Gotta think he knows that we ourselves can’t wait forever to start a coaching search if Lane bolts. It wouldn’t surprise me if there actually is a deadline for a decision but I don’t think it’s a “sign this by December 1 or you’re fired” type of situation like those idiots are claiming
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75501 posts
Posted on 11/15/25 at 10:54 pm to
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Apparently neal and chase are telling people that the they are prepared to fire Kiffin if he doesn’t give them an answer by a certain date.
Yeah they are proving how stupid they are if they actually believe that
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