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Posted on 5/21/18 at 7:24 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
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Posted on 5/21/18 at 7:24 pm
Each year more than 20 million people take a trip on a cruise ship and return safely. While most of these voyages are in the Caribbean many ships also traverse the Baltic, Bering and North Seas as well as the Gulf of Alaska.

When's the last time you heard of one hitting an iceberg let alone SINKING from one?

But we're supposed to believe that some 1,517 people died aboard the Titanic after it struck an ice berg?

COMMON SENSE CHECK: Take an ice cube and throw it at your car, did it cut the steel? Of course not! Because scientifically speaking, ice is only frozen water!



If ice can't cut steel then the story as we've been told it has to be thrown out.

Here's what we know for sure.

- Titanic had two sister ships; Olympic and Brittanic

- In 1911, Olympic collided with a royal navy ship and sustained significant damage. Because Olympic was found at fault in the collision the White Star Line's Insurer refused to pay up.

- 10 days before the "Titanic's" maiden voyage a fire started in its coal bunker and could not be extinguished. The WSL went forward with the voyage despite the fire which damaged the hull's integrity.

- Aboard the "Titanic" were three prominent financiers and political leaders who opposed the creation of the Federal Reserve: John Jacob Astor IV, Benjamin Guggenheim and Isidor Straus. They died when the ship sunk and the Federal Reserve was then created in 1913.

- Robert Ballard found no remnants of the supposed "ice berg" in his multiple dives to the ship's wreckage

- Here is a detailed breakdown of the nationalities of the "Titanic"" Victims:




So with those facts the picture becomes clear.

The Olympic's collision put the WSL in dire financial straits and in need of an influx of cash, this was achieved when they were approached by JP Morgan who saw an opportunity to remove three of his opponents from the markets and also make a ton of money. Olympic and Titanic were then switched because the insurer would have to pay out the price of a new shite if the brand new Titanic sunk. The fact that zero Israelis died in the sinking seems to indicate that JP Morgan contracted the Mossad to start the coal fires which eventually sunk the ship.



Next thread in conspiracy week is the tale of the USS Maine.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 5/21/18 at 7:43 pm to
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the iceberg like 10 times the size of the ship?

Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 7:48 pm to
You're implying there was an iceberg.
Posted by Jazzbo Depew
Bug Tussle
Member since Dec 2017
1765 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 7:50 pm to
When Calvin locked Susie Derkins in the hall closet, I knew that Hobbes was in on it. I was right!
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
19330 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:02 pm to
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Here's what we know for sure.


That bitch Rose could’ve scooted over and made room for Jack.

Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84274 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:13 pm to
At least 10 times the size of one standard ice cube (not Sonic ice)
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
100000 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:24 pm to
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At least 10 times the size of one standard ice cube


That’s a small arse iceberg
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19857 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:24 pm to
No Israelis cause israel was -36 years old. If we can gloss past that, seems open and shut.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:30 pm to
Finland wasn't a country either but they're still on the chart.

Checkmate.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:34 pm to
Wait a second.

quote:

MoarKilometers


quote:

MoarKil-ometer-s


quote:

MoarKils


quote:

Kils




You've been here all along!
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:41 pm to
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- Robert Ballard found no remnants of the supposed "ice berg" in his multiple dives to the ship's wreckage


No, I suppose he didn't.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19857 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:48 pm to
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You've been here all along!

I'll concede you being correct on finland, but this was hysterical. Definitely not killz, but it's hard to fault your process.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:32 pm to
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the insurer would have to pay out the price of a new shite


snort.
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
Virginia
Member since Nov 2014
3728 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 10:51 pm to
I’m convinced
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 10:55 pm to
Taft did it.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17187 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 6:28 am to
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Robert Ballard found no remnants of the supposed "ice berg" in his multiple dives to the ship's wreckage


Game - Changer.

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130243 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 6:31 am to
I think Jack took it down so his affair with Rose would remain a secret for ever.




Oh, and why didn't she scoot over and let him on that huge door she was floating on?
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20921 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 7:06 am to
Think Reliability will have to update their Titanic Cause Map to replace the iceberg with the Mossad. Cause Map game changer...

Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
21645 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 7:43 am to

Did you know that there's a class of ships called "icebreakers" that have thickened steel at the bow for the express purpose of punching through surface ice without puncturing the hull?

Titanic was not an icebreaker.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 7:47 am to
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Titanic was not an icebreaker


THANK YOU, this guy gets it, because there was no ice in the first place!
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