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re: Strip Club........
Posted on 10/15/18 at 3:16 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 10/15/18 at 3:16 pm to Cheese Grits
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Something that looks good on the credit card or expense reports
Endowment Appreciation Fund
Depreciating Asset Recovery Fund
Save the Beavers Fund
Save the Whales Fund (if you focused on the plus sized stripper)
Screw & Bolt
Even my wife would think its a hardware store.
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 3:51 pm
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Posted on 10/15/18 at 3:37 pm to Trumansfangs
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Screw & Bolt
Seems like "Nut & Bolt" is a bit more bland and is more descriptive of the event
Be more fun if it was a food name like Bubba's BBQ (you have to pick a food she hates) and gives you an excuse and a cover at the same time.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 3:51 pm to Cheese Grits
Lol you might be correct ! 
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:33 pm to Trumansfangs
There’s a strip club on the East Side that will give you a receipt for “the Illinois Family Restaurant Association.”
Posted on 10/15/18 at 6:28 pm to the808bass
Landing Strip
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:49 pm to madmaxvol
Oh, I got big plans. Involves taking out a current bar, fixing the place up, making a name play off the old bar's name, and then reopening as the higher end titty bar of Athens.
Toppers has dominated the Athens scene for too long, while only offering a shitty product. The students of UGA and the Athens locals deserve better, and I feel I can turn the titty ship around.
Toppers has dominated the Athens scene for too long, while only offering a shitty product. The students of UGA and the Athens locals deserve better, and I feel I can turn the titty ship around.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:40 pm to DirtyDawg
Are you going to be able to handle running a club? You know, strippers can have STDs and stuff.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:32 pm to KSGamecock
Ill wear a full body condom
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:48 pm to DirtyDawg
"Guys, one of my employees touched me. I think I have super AIDS now.
What fish antibiotic can I take and how much?
Thanks"
What fish antibiotic can I take and how much?
Thanks"
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 10/15/18 at 10:20 pm to the808bass
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There’s a strip club on the East Side that will give you a receipt for “the Illinois Family Restaurant Association.”
Which one? Asking for a friend, of course.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 10:24 pm to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
Dirty Milkers
Posted on 10/15/18 at 10:46 pm to momentoftruth87
Glitter Distributors Import and Export Wholesale, LLC.
Only way to explain that glitter that never disappears.
Only way to explain that glitter that never disappears.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:09 am to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
My Dixie Wreckt
Posted on 10/16/18 at 12:05 pm to Cheese Grits
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Something that looks good on the credit card or expense reports
No lie...there was a strip club in Tulsa with an ATM machine that printed "Tulsa Country Club" on the ATM receipts.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
Hugh Freezes Hangout
This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:24 pm to DirtyDawg
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I'm itching to share my idea for a new Athens strip club, but I don't want any of my fellow UGA sluts stealing my golden idea.
The stripper scene in Athens is in dire need of an upgrade and I feel I'm the man to provide it. I'm thinking I'll go on SharkTank looking for the financial backing needed.
Franchise "Pink Pony - Athens" and split the start up cost with the current owners, currently getting muscled out by Brookhaven. It's a startup opportunity for you, and an exit strategy for them.
Profit.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:42 am to Carolina_Girl
That's a winner!
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:49 am to coachcrisp
Shoe Bar
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:58 am to Tmcgin
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Shoe Bar
So the wife see's big charges on the CC and the word shoes?
You are asking for trouble there my friend.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 10:53 am to Carolina_Girl
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Beaver Fever
Damn!..you're good!
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