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Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:20 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Big electric vibrators, a butt plug and electro stem on nipples while she is tied up to the bed. blindfold and gag her. Turn that shite on and then go for a beer down at the bar. Come back in an hour.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:22 pm to Hardy_Har
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passel of dicks
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:47 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Congrats on the secks?
Btw, anyone can post a single pic and claim its their GF
Btw, anyone can post a single pic and claim its their GF
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:56 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Are we supposed to be impressed? Is this seriously the first time a girl has sent you dirty texts?
I'd assume you're a teenager, but this was already half my inbox when I was 16, so I'd still be embarrassed for you.
Honestly I hope she finds out you screenshotted this and put her blast and you never get it
I'd assume you're a teenager, but this was already half my inbox when I was 16, so I'd still be embarrassed for you.
Honestly I hope she finds out you screenshotted this and put her blast and you never get it
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:57 pm to tomsellecksmustache
You're the one asking about how to have sex on an online message board.
I have a frick trophy. I know how to have sex.
I have a frick trophy. I know how to have sex.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 2:00 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Tongue punch the fart box
Posted on 1/26/17 at 2:21 pm to parrothead
I bet her tits feel like bags. Bags of sand.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 2:26 pm to tomsellecksmustache
OP, don't listen to these jealous posters
They don't know anything about sex
Please report back and tell us how it feels to put it in the belly button.
They don't know anything about sex
Please report back and tell us how it feels to put it in the belly button.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 2:30 pm to tomsellecksmustache
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a few suggestions...
Get her on a treadmill...
Posted on 1/26/17 at 2:55 pm to rockiee
quote:Went to downvote, but then I finally read the punchline
OP, don't listen to these jealous posters
They don't know anything about sex
Please report back and tell us how it feels to put it in the belly button.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 2:57 pm to BigDropper
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Get her on a treadmill...
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:02 pm to Kodar
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Went to downvote, but then I finally read the punchline
Ditto
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:34 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Subtle brag OP. Sexting is so 2012.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:41 pm to tomsellecksmustache
That's dirty? You must be Baptist.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:44 pm to Kodar
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Went to downvote, but then I finally read the punchline
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:47 pm to tomsellecksmustache
So that's it with the pics or are you just going to let everybody assume that it must be her arse cause it ain't her face #tipdrill
Posted on 1/26/17 at 3:48 pm to Rebelgator
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That's dirty? You must be Baptist.
For real. There's nothing actually explicit there. It's like a 16 year old trying to talk dirty.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 4:57 pm to BigDropper
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a few suggestions...
Get her on a treadmill...
Brutal. Posted on 1/26/17 at 5:04 pm to tomsellecksmustache
You text like I'd imagine Peej's daughter to text. 5 exclamation points, two lol's, and random capitalization. All in one text.
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