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Posted on 5/17/13 at 6:56 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I'd buy Bitcoins.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 7:22 pm to bamafan425
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I'd buy Bitcoins.
I'd create my own currency, wait I'm already doing that
Posted on 5/17/13 at 7:53 pm to undecided
Spend a weekend in Reno at the Bunny Ranch getting them to do this 
Posted on 5/17/13 at 8:51 pm to 3nOut
I wondered if you were going to say that. I was right. I should've asked it like this.... What if they went to THE University of Texas?
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:21 pm to undecided
Two chicks at the same time.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 11:08 pm to GTHTSUN
That'd be fine. Texas is a fine school. Just don't expect me to wear Orange to any of the games I pay for us to attend.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 11:30 pm to undecided
I'd buy an island.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 11:56 pm to crispyUGA
Thought about this a bit as well
I'm assuming 400 mil after tax
10% to the church so 30 mil to our home church I grew up in and 10 mil to a friend of mine who is a pastor to go to his church
40 mil
I'd hire my uncle in law who Im very close with to come possibly live on the compound with my aunt and his sons, he is tax consultant and financial advisor in Birmingham
The house I would purchase would be this house in Fla
Bokeelia Island
What is amazing about this property is its secluded and also not far off from Cape Coral and Fort Myers one way and Tampa the other way and to quote the website "the property's incomparable potential for development. With approximately 3 ½ miles of shoreline, 29 large waterfront lots were granted a development order in perpetuity, allowing the opportunity for future development"
The whole Island property is a MAJOR investment opportunity
So that is a 29.5 mil
So 70 mil (69.5)
Then I would dole out some to various people in my family and friends/co-workers
10 mil to my parents
10 mil to my wife's parents (scared as shite to do this haha)
10 mil to my sister
So that's 30 mil
100 mil so far
I have 8 current co-workers (including my 2 managers) and 2 former co-workers I would give 5 mil to each as a sort of social experiment/nice gesture
That's 150 mil
Then of course another couple mil on a comfortable yacht I can dock on the island and take out where ever
A few cars to toy with
A Nissan Skyline GTR R34 then soup the shite out of it
A Porsche 911 GT 3
A Porsche Cayenne Turbo to drive around town (mainly for wifey)
A Lamborghini Aventador
And then the rest left would be set up in the bank to draw interest
I would also likely make a 10mil donation or something to Alabama and buy a Tampa Bay skybox and BDS skybox
I'm kinda boring but that land development would likely make millions if not hundreds of millions on its own with the right developer
And I could live off that and not touch the rest I won and will it to my kids
I'm assuming 400 mil after tax
10% to the church so 30 mil to our home church I grew up in and 10 mil to a friend of mine who is a pastor to go to his church
40 mil
I'd hire my uncle in law who Im very close with to come possibly live on the compound with my aunt and his sons, he is tax consultant and financial advisor in Birmingham
The house I would purchase would be this house in Fla
Bokeelia Island
What is amazing about this property is its secluded and also not far off from Cape Coral and Fort Myers one way and Tampa the other way and to quote the website "the property's incomparable potential for development. With approximately 3 ½ miles of shoreline, 29 large waterfront lots were granted a development order in perpetuity, allowing the opportunity for future development"
The whole Island property is a MAJOR investment opportunity
So that is a 29.5 mil
So 70 mil (69.5)
Then I would dole out some to various people in my family and friends/co-workers
10 mil to my parents
10 mil to my wife's parents (scared as shite to do this haha)
10 mil to my sister
So that's 30 mil
100 mil so far
I have 8 current co-workers (including my 2 managers) and 2 former co-workers I would give 5 mil to each as a sort of social experiment/nice gesture
That's 150 mil
Then of course another couple mil on a comfortable yacht I can dock on the island and take out where ever
A few cars to toy with
A Nissan Skyline GTR R34 then soup the shite out of it
A Porsche 911 GT 3
A Porsche Cayenne Turbo to drive around town (mainly for wifey)
A Lamborghini Aventador
And then the rest left would be set up in the bank to draw interest
I would also likely make a 10mil donation or something to Alabama and buy a Tampa Bay skybox and BDS skybox
I'm kinda boring but that land development would likely make millions if not hundreds of millions on its own with the right developer
And I could live off that and not touch the rest I won and will it to my kids
Posted on 5/18/13 at 1:48 am to BuccWildBammer
Assuming 400million$ after taxes
I would buy a huge house in Seaside, Aspen, Lake Travis TX, Sky Valley GA, which is approximately 10 million each = 50 million $
I would put all of them in a trust as well as enough money in gov bonds and dividend stocks to pay 1.5 times the property taxes for 80 years based on interest/expected dividends alone.
I am guessing I have spent around 90 million$ by this time.
I would do the same thing with a gulf stream jet. 40$million range. Estimated cost of operation per year included cerw and everything is 500,000$ so I would do the same thing as before with the trust and assuming dividend rates of around 2% and gov bond rates right now are around 3.3% and adjusting for inflation, I am looking at 25million$ + cost of jet (40$million)
I have now spent around 165 million$ (round up to 175mil$)
This trust of plane and houses would be accessible to anyone in my direct line of my family after my death for use of up to a proportion of (1/# qualified members) to keep from overuse. They can trade/gift their proportions for each part of the trust how they see fit
I would then create a trust with 100mill$ that would be exclusively dedicatd to paying education bills for my direct bloodline
275$ million
I would then use the 100 million$ to start up an angel investing firm that I would passively oversee and let my friend run it who has lots of experience with startups
With the 25$ million left over, Cocaine, strippers, rented yachts and bottles. Try not to kill myself
I would buy a huge house in Seaside, Aspen, Lake Travis TX, Sky Valley GA, which is approximately 10 million each = 50 million $
I would put all of them in a trust as well as enough money in gov bonds and dividend stocks to pay 1.5 times the property taxes for 80 years based on interest/expected dividends alone.
I am guessing I have spent around 90 million$ by this time.
I would do the same thing with a gulf stream jet. 40$million range. Estimated cost of operation per year included cerw and everything is 500,000$ so I would do the same thing as before with the trust and assuming dividend rates of around 2% and gov bond rates right now are around 3.3% and adjusting for inflation, I am looking at 25million$ + cost of jet (40$million)
I have now spent around 165 million$ (round up to 175mil$)
This trust of plane and houses would be accessible to anyone in my direct line of my family after my death for use of up to a proportion of (1/# qualified members) to keep from overuse. They can trade/gift their proportions for each part of the trust how they see fit
I would then create a trust with 100mill$ that would be exclusively dedicatd to paying education bills for my direct bloodline
275$ million
I would then use the 100 million$ to start up an angel investing firm that I would passively oversee and let my friend run it who has lots of experience with startups
With the 25$ million left over, Cocaine, strippers, rented yachts and bottles. Try not to kill myself
This post was edited on 5/18/13 at 1:51 am
Posted on 5/18/13 at 4:24 am to undecided
I would buy a $600 million car. And I would activate it's wings and fly away.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 6:36 am to harmonics
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How Would You Spend It?
I couldn't spend it all. Would be dead within a year
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:01 am to MagillaGuerilla
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ETA: Can you break a Gorillion?
Man, all this time I thought they were lower denominations so you can spread them around between different fanbases.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:10 am to undecided
At LEAST 100M to Ole Miss. Then see how much more they need. Honestly, I wouldn't want that much cha ching. Actually, buy my dad a truck. That's what he has wanted for ages, but he refuses to sell cars, he wants to wear them out until they break down. Fun.
A lot to the animal shelter too. Gotta love some doggies.
A lot to the animal shelter too. Gotta love some doggies.
This post was edited on 5/18/13 at 9:12 am
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:24 am to undecided
I would of course do the obvious but I would take lump sum. im getting older, but I too would spend modestly and damn sure wouldnt let my fam know... even my kids wouldnt know if I could help it
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:45 am to GenesChin
you had a nice idea going chin...
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With the 25$ million left over, Cocaine, strippers, rented yachts and bottles. Try not to kill myself
Posted on 5/18/13 at 10:47 am to BuccWildBammer
Give some family enough to retire
Invest and save 75% of it
Hookers and blow across the ocean with the rest.
Invest and save 75% of it
Hookers and blow across the ocean with the rest.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 11:34 am to harmonics
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I would buy a $600 million car. And I would activate it's wings and fly away.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 2:40 pm to BuccWildBammer
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I'm kinda boring but that land development would likely make millions if not hundreds of millions on its own with the right developer
Im kinda shocked that you could get that for "only" 29.5 million? It's actually a bit better than living on an isolated island and developed the right way you could set your family up for generations
Posted on 5/18/13 at 2:43 pm to GenesChin
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With the 25$ million left over, Cocaine, strippers, rented yachts and bottles. Try not to kill myself
I think everyone decided to dismiss my, "aside from hookers -n- blow disclaimer" which leads me to believe that's all you guys really care about at the end of the day
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