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My girlfriend gives me a hard time about getting on SECrant.

Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:25 pm
Posted by Requiem For A Dawg
Guff of Mex
Member since Dec 2010
11972 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:25 pm
What should I do?
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13893 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:26 pm to
Wonder why she cares, find the root cause, then either tell her to frick off or deal with it.

Then bang her.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:26 pm to
Obvious PIIHB is obvious.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:27 pm to
What's her complaint?
Posted by davesdawgs
Georgia - Class of '75
Member since Oct 2008
20307 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

My girlfriend gives me a hard time about getting on SECrant.
What should I do?


Give her a hard time between her legs and she might be more receptive. Tell her you learned on the SECrant that daily sex makes her more attractive/appealing.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

What should I do?


You know what to do.

PIIHB
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

girlfriend gives me a hard time


Get busy till it is soft again

quote:

getting on SECrant.


Tell her you could get another woman instead

quote:

What should I do?


If you have a GF and do not know what to do I will give her lessons and you can watch. You can thank me later and I work for food and booze.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98937 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:35 pm to
Tell her you'll drop the Rant when she drops Pinterest.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37687 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:36 pm to
So does mine whenever I'm browsing when she's driving. She says I should be talking to her instead of being on my phone.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Tell her you'll drop the Rant when she drops Pinterest.


Seems like an unfair trade. More like if she stays off Pinterest for a week you will stay off the Rant for an hour.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13893 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:39 pm to
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I'm browsing when she's driving


Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37687 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:40 pm to
When my license was suspended
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:42 pm to
Get a new one. Girls come and go but this shite right here?..this shite foever.
Posted by Stonehog
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Member since Aug 2011
33330 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:49 pm to
Give her a hard time about getting her period.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105400 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

Give her a hard time about getting her period.


Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:59 pm to
Act like a grown man and don't give a shite what your women thinks.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 10:07 pm to
What the frick's with all the beta male in relationships threads lately?
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 10:13 pm to
just tell her she's fat
Posted by Stonehog
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Member since Aug 2011
33330 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 10:30 pm to
That's good too, but you should tell her in a sarcastic way, like "you should gain some MORE weight."
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 10:32 pm to
Surprise buttsex
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