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Cocktail Party Pregame
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:24 am
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:24 am
The first Cocktail party I attended was 1980, one year removed from UF’s most humiliating season. I was in the stands# of the endzone Run Lindsy Run run into. I was only 14, and not wise to the ways of mutts, That all changed,
As a 14 year old kid, I did not expect the woofing obnoxious behaviour I encountered just walking back to the parking lot. That was my introduction to UGA, a vile institution that bred despicable individuals.
As the 80’s progressed, that understanding was magnified. Around 1985 I worked as a pinsetter in a bowling alley. One night a group of 4 teenage girls were bowling, one of whom wore a Gator shirt. In the lane next to the were 4 40-50 year old men in Georgia Puppy shirts, They harassed those poor girls with woofs until I as a 19 year old had to ask them to act like adults or leave. They chose to act like Dawgs until police arrived, 45 year old men bullying teenage girls. That solidified my knowledge of UGA.
And that is the UGA I know, and why I despise them beyond almost anything else known to man. Spurrier will always be my favorite coach, because he hated the puppies from Athens every bit as much as I did.
Spurrier tamed them and their woofs changed to yaps and then disappeared altogether, They were starting to woof again, but USC pushed them back to yap last weekend. Go Cocks!
I hope my Gators can truly shut those obnoxious mutts up for at least a little while. If not, the poodles are worse than a Bayou Bengal on crank.
And no one in the SEC needs that.
As a 14 year old kid, I did not expect the woofing obnoxious behaviour I encountered just walking back to the parking lot. That was my introduction to UGA, a vile institution that bred despicable individuals.
As the 80’s progressed, that understanding was magnified. Around 1985 I worked as a pinsetter in a bowling alley. One night a group of 4 teenage girls were bowling, one of whom wore a Gator shirt. In the lane next to the were 4 40-50 year old men in Georgia Puppy shirts, They harassed those poor girls with woofs until I as a 19 year old had to ask them to act like adults or leave. They chose to act like Dawgs until police arrived, 45 year old men bullying teenage girls. That solidified my knowledge of UGA.
And that is the UGA I know, and why I despise them beyond almost anything else known to man. Spurrier will always be my favorite coach, because he hated the puppies from Athens every bit as much as I did.
Spurrier tamed them and their woofs changed to yaps and then disappeared altogether, They were starting to woof again, but USC pushed them back to yap last weekend. Go Cocks!
I hope my Gators can truly shut those obnoxious mutts up for at least a little while. If not, the poodles are worse than a Bayou Bengal on crank.
And no one in the SEC needs that.
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Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:27 am to lz2112
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by lz2112
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Registered on: 10/21/2019
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:28 am to lz2112
This reads to me as my pussy hurts and I need someone to care. Good luck
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:34 am to lz2112
Being called trashy by someone who is presumably a native or resident of Florida just made my morning. Thank you
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:35 am to lz2112
We all start somewhere, and then we end in the sewer. And this place is the sewer.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:35 am to lz2112
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:36 am to lz2112
I know you mean business because you refer to us as “mutts” instead of “Dawgs” or “bulldogs” or “Georgia” or “UGA”.
I was prepared for civil discourse but your diction tells me that this conversation will be full of bias and tough talk and I’m not sure I’m ready for such ballyhoo on this Monday morning.
I was prepared for civil discourse but your diction tells me that this conversation will be full of bias and tough talk and I’m not sure I’m ready for such ballyhoo on this Monday morning.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:38 am to lz2112
Weak, Florida. Who translated the post for you from your mother tongue Spanish?
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:38 am to tylerdurden24
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I know you mean business because you refer to us as “mutts” instead of “Dawgs” or “bulldogs” or “Georgia” or “UGA”.
Pretty crazy coincidence that UGA fans talk shite to him imo
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:47 am to lz2112
This is the most hypocritical crybaby crap I've read on this Board, which is full of hypocritical crybaby crap. Florida is the single thuggiest group of arse clowns to ever assemble to play football. Your players are literal murderers and drug dealers, and your fans are yankee POS. GFY 
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:48 am to Crowknowsbest
Y'all do have some grievous issues, just the thought of a Gator injuring your vaginas so harshly.
"This reads to me as my pussy hurts and I need someone to care"
That is a phD thesis, UGA style.
"This reads to me as my pussy hurts and I need someone to care"
That is a phD thesis, UGA style.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:52 am to lz2112
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ocktail Party Pregame
we've still got 2 weeks man
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I did not expect the woofing obnoxious behaviour I encountered just walking back to the parking lot.
you act like barking from a distance is worse than people chomping inches from your face. One is an actually agressive act inside someone's personal space while one is just making noise. But yeah, ours is worse
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group of 4 teenage girls were bowling, one of whom wore a Gator shirt. In the lane next to the were 4 40-50 year old men in Georgia Puppy shirts, They harassed those poor girls with woofs until I as a 19 year old had to ask them to act like adults or leave. They chose to act like Dawgs until police arrived, 45 year old men bullying teenage girls
this absolutely did not happen
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Spurrier will always be my favorite coach, because he hated the puppies from Athens every bit as much as I did.
spurrier hated UGA because we owned him and cost him a national title as a player and like a petulant child he never got over it. To this day he still obsesses over georgia because of what happened when he was 19 lol
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:53 am to lz2112
Dude. Every fanbase has obnoxious fans. I've seen UF fans Act just as obnoxious to opposing fans.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:54 am to lz2112
Sorry your vag was so sandy at such a young age snowflake
Posted on 10/21/19 at 8:04 am to WG_Dawg
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group of 4 teenage girls were bowling, one of whom wore a Gator shirt. In the lane next to the were 4 40-50 year old men in Georgia Puppy shirts, They harassed those poor girls with woofs until I as a 19 year old had to ask them to act like adults or leave. They chose to act like Dawgs until police arrived, 45 year old men bullying teenage girls
this absolutely did not happen
It absolutely did. I was there, I saw how repugnant your brethren are, and I'm not surprised to see a poodle here defending them.
group of 4 teenage girls were bowling, one of whom wore a Gator shirt. In the lane next to the were 4 40-50 year old men in Georgia Puppy shirts, They harassed those poor girls with woofs until I as a 19 year old had to ask them to act like adults or leave. They chose to act like Dawgs until police arrived, 45 year old men bullying teenage girls
this absolutely did not happen
It absolutely did. I was there, I saw how repugnant your brethren are, and I'm not surprised to see a poodle here defending them.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 8:05 am to lz2112
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Registered on 10/21/2019
aw dammit, I missed this.
Go away.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 8:08 am to lz2112
Dawgs better bring their lunch is all I'm saying.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 8:09 am to lz2112
Who's alter are you
Posted on 10/21/19 at 8:23 am to dawgfan24348
No ones. This place is a joke.
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