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Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:13 pm
Drunktitz sucks big balls
No winning seasons for him
Mizz women are gross
The end.
No winning seasons for him
Mizz women are gross
The end.
This post was edited on 1/20/23 at 7:42 pm
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Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:15 pm to DuckTalesLOL
Your 2nd line has 9 syllables dumbass
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:17 pm to DuckTalesLOL
mo women beautiful surprisingly great intelligent blondes ..look it up
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:20 pm to DuckTalesLOL
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Mizz women are gross
This is true everyone. No need to look for good looking women in CoMo…I recommend elsewhere!
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:23 pm to DuckTalesLOL
Sad.. what a sad attempt.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:11 pm to DuckTalesLOL
Well, since your into guys, it probably doesn't matter.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:14 pm to PerrillouxToTexas
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Your 2nd line has 9 syllables dumbass
Classic
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:18 pm to DuckTalesLOL
The hogs' poems over on my thread are so much better.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:24 pm to DuckTalesLOL
Pigs lose to Mizzou in football and basketball and you’re busy thinking up poetry about us.
We’d like to thank you for the free rent.
We’d like to thank you for the free rent.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:34 pm to DuckTalesLOL
They dodged our bowl match
Brag about civil war shite
Mizzou sucks at all
Brag about civil war shite
Mizzou sucks at all
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:44 pm to Jrv2damac
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They dodged our bowl match
We're playing you in 2025. What do you mean we are dodging you. I we were dodging kansas, why would we schedule a game down the road.
Look...we beat Arkansas....you lost to Arkansas. You are not at our level.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:53 pm to Jrv2damac
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They dodged our bowl match Brag about civil war shite Mizzou sucks at all
And then you decided you could one up the OP’s dumbassery……you did.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:59 pm to Bass Tiger
There was nothing to one up because he couldn’t even do it in the right format
And everything in my haiku
is factual
And everything in my haiku
is factual
Posted on 1/20/23 at 7:38 pm to DuckTalesLOL
Let’s clean this up.
Drunktitz sucks big balls
Got beat down by UT Vols
The Rant straight up lolz
Drunktitz sucks big balls
Got beat down by UT Vols
The Rant straight up lolz
Posted on 1/20/23 at 7:39 pm to DuckTalesLOL
Why can't we beat them
Their team state and fans suck arse
Thank God for the Chiefs
Their team state and fans suck arse
Thank God for the Chiefs
Posted on 1/20/23 at 7:41 pm to DuckTalesLOL
frick yellow and gold
Drinkiwitz is is a minion
Beat us every time
Drinkiwitz is is a minion
Beat us every time
Posted on 1/20/23 at 7:42 pm to PerrillouxToTexas
Fixed
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Your 2nd line has 9 syllables dumbass
Posted on 1/20/23 at 9:05 pm to DuckTalesLOL
Mizzou woman prof
Calls for muscle while she points
She should be spanked hard
Calls for muscle while she points
She should be spanked hard
This post was edited on 1/20/23 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 1/20/23 at 9:23 pm to Jacknola
I really enjoy the total lack of rivalry with Arkansas. They pay no attention to us whatsoever. Quite endearing really.
Posted on 1/21/23 at 9:05 am to DuckTalesLOL
Swing and a miss just like the football program on MO soil since 1944
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