| Favorite team: | Navy  |
| Location: | The Dark Side of the Moon |
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| Occupation: | The Watcher |
| Number of Posts: | 311 |
| Registered on: | 5/28/2022 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Top 5 best hires in SEC history
Posted by Uatu on 4/23/24 at 9:21 pm
[quote]I enjoy the civil, lively, respectful sports conversations that Nate Forrest brings to the board. He classes this place up.[/quote]
I’m all Navy, all the time. But Nate is absolutely correct. When Johnny Majors came home to Tennessee and beat Alabama, he COULD have been Nick Saban before ...
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re: Florida Special teams picking up right where it left off this spring
Posted by Uatu on 4/14/24 at 4:41 am
[quote]This is our fat frick of a off field special teams “coordinator “[/quote]
Ever since you arrived on tRant, you have given me the Don Quixote vibe when it comes to Florida football and the UAA.
Keep jousting at those windmills! If you need a Sancho Panza, I’m sure there’s more than a few...
re: UTK apparently the standard in NIL right now
Posted by Uatu on 4/10/24 at 1:21 am
AgentMuschamp. Now where have I seen that handle before? No need to answer, I already know....
re: Who is the fastest football player that you've seen in person?
Posted by Uatu on 4/10/24 at 1:12 am
[quote]Bo Jackson…if he got a step on you he couldn’t be caught.” The rematch of Auburn in Austin in 1984 is known for Jerry Gray taking Bo Jackson out of the Heisman Trophy race. Jackson broke free and raced down the east sideline at Memorial Stadium when Gray ran him down and in the process Jacks...
re: Guess how Kim Caldwell arrived in Knoxville?
Posted by Uatu on 4/8/24 at 10:37 am
A Gamecock fan talking about bust hires? Does the name Darrin Horn mean anything to you? I forgot what bum y’all had before Lamont Paris came to Columbia.
[i]My bad. Frank Martin. He wasn’t a bum, just not a good fit.[/i]...
re: Tennessee hires Kim Caldwell of Marshall as Lady Vols basketball coach
Posted by Uatu on 4/7/24 at 6:07 pm
[quote]She has been a coach in D1 for only one season. Pretty sad that is the best you could do.[/quote]
Remind me where Dawn started coaching. Danny White realized that Pat’s coaching tree won’t work for the Lady Vols....
re: Live look at Hootie ...
Posted by Uatu on 4/7/24 at 3:55 pm
My best friend grew up 5 doors down from Darius. The few times he returns to the old hood, they remind him that his fame and fortune doesn’t mean jack squat there! He’s Darius....
re: Holly Rowe is kind of hot!
Posted by Uatu on 3/30/24 at 10:28 pm
[quote]Um... no. In real life, she's something like 4'9" and the camera makes her look FAR better than in person and up close.[/quote]
My long deceased mother was 4’11 and 95 lbs soaking wet. My recently deceased father was 6’2” and 235 lbs. Mom gave him 3 sons all over 6 feet tall and over 200 ...
re: Holly Rowe is kind of hot!
Posted by Uatu on 3/30/24 at 10:20 pm
[quote]She's a huge woman but, hey, I would too.[/quote]
I would too. Bring a pitcher of Gatoraid, a lunchbox, a 2x4, and a length of rope. We’re going to be awhile!...
I’m watching the UConn SD State game
Posted by Uatu on 3/28/24 at 7:15 pm
Good game, but man…I can do some things with the Aztecs’ cheerleaders. ALL of them. UConn’s? Fair to middling. And yes, I am a dirty old man now. A man can STILL dream !...
re: BaseVOLS with their 9th run rule W tonight
Posted by Uatu on 3/27/24 at 7:56 am
[quote]ZFG GorillaVOLS[/quote]
Ivan Pavlov approves of this post. Too bad he’s not around today. He wouldn’t need dogs, tRant would give him all the source material he needs!...
re: Will everyone unite and root BAMA and Tennessee?
Posted by Uatu on 3/25/24 at 9:50 pm
[quote]I'd pull for a team of Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Darth Vader and Pennywise the Clown before I'd ever root for UAT. Tennessee? Conditionally.[/quote]
I’m guessing Snidely Whiplash is the head coach. Mao Zedong dons the mascot suit since he’s too short to get on the court. Fidel quit the team...
re: Live by the Taylor. Die by the Taylor.
Posted by Uatu on 3/24/24 at 10:50 pm
Exactly ...
re: Sunday NCAAT Second Round Games TAM 95 Houston 100
Posted by Uatu on 3/24/24 at 9:50 pm
All the Aggies have to do is make their foul shots....
re: Whale Whale Whale- Etienne was UNDER the legal limit
Posted by Uatu on 3/24/24 at 8:57 pm
Drinking and smoking laws SUCK. I had the honor of escorting a dead sailor to his final resting place after the Marine barracks bombing on October 23, 1983. He was 19 years old. Seems to me like, if you’re old enough to die for your country, you’re old enough to have a damn drink and a smoke.
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re: Grand Canyon?
Posted by Uatu on 3/24/24 at 8:35 pm
Unique institution. For profit Christian university that has 100K students. Now that they are comfortably in the black, they want to move to non-profit status.
Here’s a bit of trivia: The legendary Ron Polk is an alumnus of Grand Canyon. You can look it up.
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re: Who is this person screaming?
Posted by Uatu on 3/24/24 at 8:27 pm
NOTHING is worse than the Whistler...
re: Western, English, or Jumping Seat?
Posted by Uatu on 3/24/24 at 6:58 pm
English. I’m quite sure that my roping cattle days are over!...
re: Friday Baseball Thread
Posted by Uatu on 3/22/24 at 8:16 pm
[quote]Think UTjr knows they are playing an actual championship baseball program this weekend or are they still focused on their impending 2nd round exit from the tourney tomorrow?[/quote]
An actual championship baseball program that just got run ruled. Waiting on your prognostication for the nex...
re: UK sites are screaming for Mitch Barnhart's head
Posted by Uatu on 3/22/24 at 11:16 am
My reply wasn’t meant for you, Orange. It’s a legit statement. The usual mouth breathers made their usual replies....
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