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Pics of Texas’ coach girlfriend THE POLE ASSASSIN

Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:55 am
Posted by LSUstephen17
Houston
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:55 am
LINK

Can someone please find and post?
This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 10:31 am
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:55 am to
Who?
Posted by remaster916
Alabama
Member since Oct 2012
12236 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:57 am to
Need pics of the monkey too.
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:58 am to
quote:

Need pics of the monkey too.


I don't know what the frick is going on here, but I'm not clicking on any blind link that has to do with a pole assassin and a monkey.
Posted by LockeNLoad
Omnipresent
Member since Oct 2021
235 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:58 am to
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ASSASIN
Gotta love that Louisiana education.
Posted by paperwasp
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23433 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:00 am to
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I don't know what the frick is going on here, but I'm not clicking on any blind link that has to do with a pole assassin and a monkey

Here's a thread about it from last night, with alleged pics on the second page.
Posted by Ole Ag
Member since Oct 2018
2247 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:01 am to
If anyone posts pictures you'll be disappointed. Unless you like your strippers older and thicker. Nothing wrong with that I guess.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:02 am to
Put a possible NSFW in title





Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:03 am to
Gross
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:04 am to
she looks like she belongs at the Clermont Lounge...
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22459 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:08 am to
She sure is an ugly skank. Going to be interesting at the next coaches' wife night in Austin
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19275 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:11 am to
it's undefeated, yall.

even with her.

yikes.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37637 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:12 am to
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She sure is an ugly skank.


OP is the type that would throw her money
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8077 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:17 am to
quote:

she looks like she belongs at the Clermont Lounge...



She'd be a 10 at the Clermont.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44117 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:19 am to








Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
43639 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:30 am to
Saban runs an outlaw program
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:31 am to
Someone catch me up on this. I thought I saw Sark's wife in the pregame before Texas' game against Oklahoma. This is a sidepiece stripper with a monkey?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105545 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:35 am to
This has nothing to do with Sark other than he is the HC, but one of his assistants is tied to the stripper/monkey.

Posted by Hayt
Ouray, Colorado
Member since Sep 2021
1520 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:36 am to
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THE POLE ASSASSIN


I love this. It could work on so many different levels
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18070 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:41 am to
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one of his assistants is tied to the stripper/monkey


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