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[Confirmed] Supposedly, monkey of texas assistant coach bit a kid yesterday

Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:56 pm
Posted by agrunner
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:56 pm
Banks is the coach, hes dating a stripper with a monkey. The rumor is that the monkey bit a kids finger, during trick or treating, to the point where the kid had to have stitches to keep it together.
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 9:17 pm
Posted by parrothead
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:57 pm to
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Banks is the coach


Cake eater?
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:58 pm to
No one cares that a trashy program’s trashy coach’s trashy assistant’s trashy mistress’s trashy pet bit a kid
Posted by agrunner
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:59 pm to
Then why did you click on this thread?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:00 pm to
I bet Jorts and Muy are beside themselves. Panhandle Slim is trying to be a voice of reason. What's the report?
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 8:01 pm
Posted by LockeNLoad
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Member since Oct 2021
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:00 pm to
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monkey of texas assistant coach
Was worried this might become a Howard Cossell moment
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 8:18 pm
Posted by agrunner
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:02 pm to
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Was worried this might becone a howard Cossell moment


I didn't even consider that phrasing.
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 8:03 pm
Posted by higgs_boson
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:04 pm to
quote:


monkey of texas assistant coach
Was worried this might beconme a Howard Cossell moment


Posted by Bama Bird
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:06 pm to
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monkey of texas assistant coach


Yeah, I'm out. Best of luck
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:13 pm to

Cossell was screwed on that deal. That little monkey was playing great and making all kinds of plays. Just like we all used to say in the 70s and 80s when kids were able to jump around like, well, monkeys. Had nothing to do with color when I was called a little monkey and neither were his grandkids.
Posted by Sid E Walker
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:15 pm to
I had a that’s racist gif at the ready. Glad to see that we’re talking real monkeys here.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:21 pm to
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I bet Jorts and Muy are beside themselves


Pretty sure jorts is nowhere near a computer or mobile device.
Posted by dcbl
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Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:23 pm to
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Then why did you click on this thread?



um, this thread title looked to have SO MUCH more potential than what we are actually reading about...

This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 8:24 pm
Posted by KingofTexas
Member since Jun 2021
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:37 pm to
Did she spank her monkey?
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:39 pm to
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a stripper with a monkey


In
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:39 pm to
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I bet Jorts and Muy are beside themselves. Panhandle Slim is trying to be a voice of reason. What's the report?


Luicci! is that you?
Posted by Sid E Walker
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:41 pm to
So a stripper, a monkey, and a Texas assistant coach walked into a bar…
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:42 pm to
Yeah, Jorts is too busy trying to protect his cornhole.
Posted by jlnoles79
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

hes dating a stripper with a monkey

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