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Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:16 pm to XWing atAliciousness
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don't know what's more embarrassing: the fact that you can't tell the difference from our endzone and the diagram you posted,
Now that you Moo Moo's have your uterus in one end zone, are you all going to shoot for dangling, droopy titties in the other end zone?
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:17 pm to JetDawg
quote:Idk, maybe. Either way, we know your mascot is utterly terrified of ours, much like your football team
Now that you Moo Moo's have your uterus in one end zone, are you all going to shoot for dangling, droopy titties in the other end zone?
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:18 pm to JetDawg
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Now that you Moo Moo's have your uterus in one end zone, are you all going to shoot for dangling, droopy titties in the other end zone?
That was probably really funny in your head.. but steers don’t have milk, so it doesn’t really make sense.
Insider Tip: Perhaps you should talk about their nuts getting cut off next time..
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:21 pm to BigBro
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Insider Tip: Perhaps you should talk about their nuts getting cut off next time..
Your Moo Moo mascot didn't lay a horn on ours...if he had, he'd've become instant chopped beef on the spot. Guaranteed.
This post was edited on 8/9/21 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:23 pm to ColoradoAg
quote:Lets be honest - you're an aggie. You have absolutely zero idea what a female's parts feel like.
Haven't played in ten years. Your soft trench play will be fun to watch when A&M/Texas eventually meet again. Your entire team is entitled and soft - like the uterus in the end zone
It was well established in a topic last week that all aggies would rather grab their own dicks on the sideline
utrejects.com
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:23 pm to BigBro
Uhmm, you lost to Maryland....twice.
Lmao, not soft.
Lolololol.
Lmao, not soft.
Lolololol.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:24 pm to JetDawg
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Your Moo Moo mascot didn't lay a horn on ours...if he had, he'd've become instant chopped beef on the spot. Guaranteed.
Moo Moo mascot.. Seriously? That’s not even funny. Surely you can do better than that.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:26 pm to BigBro
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Moo Moo mascot.. Seriously? That’s not even funny. Surely you can do better than that.
Hey, you are what you are...Moo Moo's.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:26 pm to JetDawg
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Your Moo Moo mascot
It's a nutless bovine...as in just like its male students, their mascots has no balls.
This post was edited on 8/9/21 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:33 pm to XWing atAliciousness
He's not as bad as Sidewalk and his obsession with A&M.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:34 pm to Old Sarge
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Old Sarge
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Texas A&M fan
How would an Aggie know what a uterus looks like?
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:49 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
It was wrong of us to pawn off aggy on the SEC.
I do apologize to the rest of the SEC for foisting aggy on you. aggy was created as a subordinate to the University of Texas and, as such, they are our responsibility as the Flagship University in the Great State of Texas.
We tried to warn you about aggy, but no one believes it until they experience it. They will get more and more vocal, especially when they hear . . . poooooor aggy . . . over and over again from fans of other programs. aggy needs failure as proof of existence.
As a caveat, not all Texas A&M fans are aggy. There are Aggies and then there is aggy. Sharp minds can spot the difference between aggy and Aggies. But when in doubt, assume you are talking to aggy, just to be sure.
I do apologize to the rest of the SEC for foisting aggy on you. aggy was created as a subordinate to the University of Texas and, as such, they are our responsibility as the Flagship University in the Great State of Texas.
We tried to warn you about aggy, but no one believes it until they experience it. They will get more and more vocal, especially when they hear . . . poooooor aggy . . . over and over again from fans of other programs. aggy needs failure as proof of existence.
As a caveat, not all Texas A&M fans are aggy. There are Aggies and then there is aggy. Sharp minds can spot the difference between aggy and Aggies. But when in doubt, assume you are talking to aggy, just to be sure.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:53 pm to washparkhorn
You gotta be kidding me. People are going to walk out onto the field right out of that big uterus, like ugly, spoiled, Democrat babies being born. I'll bet there's something like that in Hell.
This post was edited on 8/9/21 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:55 pm to BigBro
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Texas has been many things over the last 4 years..
but soft is not one of them.
I agree with you. It’s really about depth more than soft. The potential for injury in this league is far greater than other leagues and strong guys just get beat up. It’s really about having deep, deep bench that can plug and play NFL level talent.
Until you are there (and you aren’t) you won’t compete in this league. I don’t think A&M is quite there yet either. But we’re closer than you are.
Trying be respectful here. Texas will get there but it’s gonna take a few years.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:56 pm to ShowMeHorns
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It's not surprising aggys confuse a bulls head to a p*ssy..
Well the way Texas has played the last 10years the analogy seems fitting!
Posted on 8/9/21 at 5:56 pm to Gunny Hartman
If they wear all-whites at home, it will look like sperm gushing out of the uterus when they take the field.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:00 pm to BigSneezy
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You’ve got a steer there cowboy. If y’all didn’t dress up as cowboys and run around like rhinestone performers, maybe y’all would know that your “bull” has no bulbs.
Steer...Bull...both males and apparently you want to f*ck it's face.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:02 pm to JetDawg
quote:After it would've impaled your terrified mascot and ended any life it had. Much like our football did to your team in New Orleans
Your Moo Moo mascot didn't lay a horn on ours...if he had, he'd've become instant chopped beef on the spot. Guaranteed
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:02 pm to Dudebro2
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Well the way Texas has played the last 10years the analogy seems fitting!
The analogy aggy gets turned on by a male bovine? Ok cool
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