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The Harry Rex Vonner SECRANT Height to Post Count Algorithm
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:45 am
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:45 am
The basic premise is of course that shorter guys need to compensate by being louder and more in need of attention, aka, they post more.
Taller guys post less, and the exceptions that prove the rule are just that.
If you post 1700 posts per year, you're around 6'0
If you post 2200 posts per year, you're around 5'10
If you post 2700 posts per year... 5'8
3200 posts per year, 5'6
3700 posts per year, 5'4
4200 posts per year, 5'2, like the Rounders boy yelling at the Rounders bouncer "Do you have any fricking idea who my dad is!!"
4700 posts per year, and you're around 5'0 tall
Anything above or below that grid might fall into the exceptions category.
Ethnicity might come into play here. Like the black guy in the Marshall Henderson/Auburn gif for instance, is probably 5'10 or so, but I'd imagine his post count would be less than a 1000 posts a year because he's an amused observer of the world around him. He didn't feel the need to say anything. He just smiled. It was all the white guys who were losing it, and the shortest one was the one who lost his shite the most.
Age is another variable. All the old media guys and the other old guys in the Marshall Henderson/Auburn gif didn't have much to say = low post count. The old guy who stood up and said "You jackass" (not many words) looked to be about 6'1 or so
Taller guys post less, and the exceptions that prove the rule are just that.
If you post 1700 posts per year, you're around 6'0
If you post 2200 posts per year, you're around 5'10
If you post 2700 posts per year... 5'8
3200 posts per year, 5'6
3700 posts per year, 5'4
4200 posts per year, 5'2, like the Rounders boy yelling at the Rounders bouncer "Do you have any fricking idea who my dad is!!"
4700 posts per year, and you're around 5'0 tall
Anything above or below that grid might fall into the exceptions category.
Ethnicity might come into play here. Like the black guy in the Marshall Henderson/Auburn gif for instance, is probably 5'10 or so, but I'd imagine his post count would be less than a 1000 posts a year because he's an amused observer of the world around him. He didn't feel the need to say anything. He just smiled. It was all the white guys who were losing it, and the shortest one was the one who lost his shite the most.
Age is another variable. All the old media guys and the other old guys in the Marshall Henderson/Auburn gif didn't have much to say = low post count. The old guy who stood up and said "You jackass" (not many words) looked to be about 6'1 or so
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:48 am to Harry Rex Vonner
the downvotes are already flowing in from loud short guys
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:49 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I post like ten times a year. I'm a giant.
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:53 am to coozie
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I post like ten times a year. I'm a giant.
That is correct sir
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:55 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:55 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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The basic premise is of course that shorter guys need to compensate by being louder and more in need of attention, aka, they post more.
ironic, considering you're one of the worst attention whores on this website
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:02 am to BLG
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ironic, considering you're one of the worst attention whores on this website
how dare you accuse me of being an attention whore
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:06 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Checks out.
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:12 am to Harry Rex Vonner
How does the algorithm change if you make 2200 posts on your main account and then 2200 on your alt?
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:13 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I am 6’2” and you are spot on.
Greatness has been established.
Greatness has been established.
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:19 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I’m 6’6 295 lbs and I average 6100 posts a year
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:23 am to Harry Rex Vonner
According to your formula I should be 5 foot 3 but I’m 6’2”. Sorry Harry. Back to the drawing board.
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:26 am to deltaland
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I’m 6’6 295 lbs and I average 6100 posts a year
You are an exception that proves the rule, and you're a big arse fricking pussy
Meet me at Sonic bitch
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:31 am to Harry Rex Vonner
You don’t want to catch these hands baw
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:32 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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You are an exception that proves the rule, and you're a big arse fricking pussy Meet me at Sonic bitch
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:33 am to deltaland
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:33 am to Harry Rex Vonner
It's really hard to argue against this level of unimpeachable science.
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:35 am to diddlydawg7
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According to your formula I should be 5 foot 3 but I’m 6’2”. Sorry Harry. Back to the drawing board.
You don’t really count diddly because you’ve had Miss State baseball power ranking at the bottom all year. Credibility shot…..you’re 5’6”
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:35 am to Harry Rex Vonner
So the angriest rant poster is a midget. 
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