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This board sucks
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:00 pm
Here is this entire board summed up in one run-on paragraph:
You sound scared. You're insecure. We should add Clemson and FSU to the SEC. The divisions need to be re-aligned. We need to kick out Mizzou/SJW U and Texas Gay&M because one draws poop swastikas and the other signed Jimbo Fisher for $75M even though they went 7-5 and lost to LSU 7-50. Saban doesn't give a shite about his players and that's why they get hurt. Remember when we beat you XX to XX? I'm going to list the score of our last meeting because I can't think of another comeback. Is this a melt? Because this sounds like a melt. OP must be melting. Why is your state so poor and dumb? Oh yeah, well my state is richer than your state in terms of per capita income, so let's start a thread arguing about which SEC states are the shittiest. This will, in effect, make me feel better about my shitty state. Is this an LSU vs. Bama thread? Okay, let's post this: 44-16, 46-41 and 29-0. 'But we've still beaten you 8 of the last 9, so suck it.' 'Yeah? We'll we beat Aggy by the same margin, so STTDB.' Joe Burrow is the best QB ever, like, ever, in the history of the SEC. But now it's hoops season, so let's start threads about your rival losing even though you didn't play them in the game they lost. If it's baseball season, post the Arkansas natty trophy gif. Tennessee is not Big 6, and aTm should replace them. No, go take that to the Big 12 board. Missouri is in the SEC? Mississippi State has never won a national championship in anything. Sure, LSU may have beaten us this year, but only by 5 points, and Saban will be back next year to beat that arse. But isn't Saban going to retire? Saban might go to the NFL based on this tweet [LINK]. You sound scared of Saban, and if Tua didn't get hurt then Bama would have won. Ermagerd, Sam Pittman is SO FAT. He also has boobs, just like Gus. Lane Kiffin is going to roll the West over next year. That doesn't matter, because we are a basketball school now, and we beat you XX-XX. 1980.
Melt, bitch!
Tl;dr *posts Trump skimming pages gif*
Lastly, this post is embarrassing and you should feel bad.
You sound scared. You're insecure. We should add Clemson and FSU to the SEC. The divisions need to be re-aligned. We need to kick out Mizzou/SJW U and Texas Gay&M because one draws poop swastikas and the other signed Jimbo Fisher for $75M even though they went 7-5 and lost to LSU 7-50. Saban doesn't give a shite about his players and that's why they get hurt. Remember when we beat you XX to XX? I'm going to list the score of our last meeting because I can't think of another comeback. Is this a melt? Because this sounds like a melt. OP must be melting. Why is your state so poor and dumb? Oh yeah, well my state is richer than your state in terms of per capita income, so let's start a thread arguing about which SEC states are the shittiest. This will, in effect, make me feel better about my shitty state. Is this an LSU vs. Bama thread? Okay, let's post this: 44-16, 46-41 and 29-0. 'But we've still beaten you 8 of the last 9, so suck it.' 'Yeah? We'll we beat Aggy by the same margin, so STTDB.' Joe Burrow is the best QB ever, like, ever, in the history of the SEC. But now it's hoops season, so let's start threads about your rival losing even though you didn't play them in the game they lost. If it's baseball season, post the Arkansas natty trophy gif. Tennessee is not Big 6, and aTm should replace them. No, go take that to the Big 12 board. Missouri is in the SEC? Mississippi State has never won a national championship in anything. Sure, LSU may have beaten us this year, but only by 5 points, and Saban will be back next year to beat that arse. But isn't Saban going to retire? Saban might go to the NFL based on this tweet [LINK]. You sound scared of Saban, and if Tua didn't get hurt then Bama would have won. Ermagerd, Sam Pittman is SO FAT. He also has boobs, just like Gus. Lane Kiffin is going to roll the West over next year. That doesn't matter, because we are a basketball school now, and we beat you XX-XX. 1980.
Melt, bitch!
Tl;dr *posts Trump skimming pages gif*
Lastly, this post is embarrassing and you should feel bad.
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Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:01 pm to ExtraSpecial
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:02 pm to ExtraSpecial
quote:
Joe Burrow is the best QB ever, like, ever, in the history of the SEC.
Yes very true.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:02 pm to ExtraSpecial
Actually LSU beat a1m 50-7.... no better that way.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:02 pm to ExtraSpecial
you sound scared
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:04 pm to ExtraSpecial
So do you want to meet at Sonic or not?
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:05 pm to idlewatcher
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So do you want to meet at Sonic or not?
Knew I was missing something
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:05 pm to ExtraSpecial
Wife is on the rag, huh? Eat some pineapple and maybe it won't hit you so hard next time.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:06 pm to weremoose
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Wife is on the rag, huh? Eat some pineapple and maybe it won't hit you so hard next time.
wut
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:06 pm to ExtraSpecial
Strange melt, but who am I to judge? Melt away bitch.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:06 pm to ExtraSpecial
Unsurprising.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:08 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
You can say this?
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:08 pm to ExtraSpecial
What does an "SEC Rant Utopia" look like to you?
Everything in your novel looks like stuff I'd expect to see on a site called SEC Rant.
Everything in your novel looks like stuff I'd expect to see on a site called SEC Rant.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:14 pm to ExtraSpecial
quote:
You sound scared. You're insecure. We should add Clemson and FSU to the SEC. The divisions need to be re-aligned. We need to kick out Mizzou/SJW U and Texas Gay&M because one draws poop swastikas and the other signed Jimbo Fisher for $75M even though they went 7-5 and lost to LSU 7-50. Saban doesn't give a shite about his players and that's why they get hurt. Remember when we beat you XX to XX? I'm going to list the score of our last meeting because I can't think of another comeback. Is this a melt? Because this sounds like a melt. OP must be melting. Why is your state so poor and dumb? Oh yeah, well my state is richer than your state in terms of per capita income, so let's start a thread arguing about which SEC states are the shittiest. This will, in effect, make me feel better about my shitty state. Is this an LSU vs. Bama thread? Okay, let's post this: 44-16, 46-41 and 29-0. 'But we've still beaten you 8 of the last 9, so suck it.' 'Yeah? We'll we beat Aggy by the same margin, so STTDB.' Joe Burrow is the best QB ever, like, ever, in the history of the SEC. But now it's hoops season, so let's start threads about your rival losing even though you didn't play them in the game they lost. If it's baseball season, post the Arkansas natty trophy gif. Tennessee is not Big 6, and aTm should replace them. No, go take that to the Big 12 board. Missouri is in the SEC? Mississippi State has never won a national championship in anything. Sure, LSU may have beaten us this year, but only by 5 points, and Saban will be back next year to beat that arse. But isn't Saban going to retire? Saban might go to the NFL based on this tweet [LINK]. You sound scared of Saban, and if Tua didn't get hurt then Bama would have won. Ermagerd, Sam Pittman is SO FAT. He also has boobs, just like Gus. Lane Kiffin is going to roll the West over next year. That doesn't matter, because we are a basketball school now, and we beat you XX-XX. 1980.
SEC Rant Year in Review... Good job, Sir!
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:14 pm to ExtraSpecial
Good post. Here are some critiques:
Didn't have enough "melts".
Didn't have enough Joe Burrow or references to how good this LSU team is.
Should have had a reference to how (insert conference) sucks.
Should have had a reference to how (insert player/incident) shows how a program is dirty/full of thugs/jailbird U.
Should have had reference to how (insert person/program/university/fanbase) proves their gayness somehow.
Also, this is near-offseason limbo. This snapshot isn't accurate if you head 30 days in either direction.
Didn't have enough "melts".
Didn't have enough Joe Burrow or references to how good this LSU team is.
Should have had a reference to how (insert conference) sucks.
Should have had a reference to how (insert player/incident) shows how a program is dirty/full of thugs/jailbird U.
Should have had reference to how (insert person/program/university/fanbase) proves their gayness somehow.
Also, this is near-offseason limbo. This snapshot isn't accurate if you head 30 days in either direction.
This post was edited on 12/15/19 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:15 pm to chillmonster
And this is where I have to say "1980"
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:15 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
Ban coming
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:16 pm to ExtraSpecial
That's a lot of dudes fricking your wife.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:16 pm to ExtraSpecial
Thread is worthless without a ref's suck reference.
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