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Headed to Tuscaloosa tomorrow, whats the best place to beat the frick out of a Gump?

Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:10 am
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
9635 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:10 am
Tired of these trailer park scum. Me and my baws about to wreck shop in Tuscalooser starting tomorrow night. Then we will watch Burrow bury his dick deep in side that weak shite arse defense Alabama has.
Posted by Bayou Bandit51
Olla, LA
Member since Dec 2007
109 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:13 am to
Uhhhh SONIC
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
6215 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:14 am to
The Cottages on 745 Tamaha Trace NE. Come over Big Boy once you’re done crying Saturday Night.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:18 am to
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6863 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:33 am to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56295 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:35 am to
Meet me at Innisfree, baw.
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
6107 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:38 am to
Put Holt, AL in your GPS and your bitch arse won't see Saturday.

ETA:

quote:

Then we will watch Burrow bury his dick deep in side that weak shite arse defense Alabama has.


:And yet another L8U homoerotic reference. WTF is it with you people?? fricking queer
This post was edited on 11/8/19 at 12:47 am
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27772 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:47 am to
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30791 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 1:18 am to
quote:

Tired of these trailer park scum. Me and my baws about to wreck shop in Tuscalooser starting tomorrow night. Then we will watch Burrow bury his dick deep in side that weak shite arse defense Alabama has.



Deontay Wilder would probably take you up on the offer.


Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43281 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 4:09 am to
quote:

whats the best place to beat the frick out of a Gump?


What kind of gump are you looking for, Baw? One of those that are a fan, but have never seen the inside of the stadium? One that has never been to Tuscaloosa? One that has th egame on but doesn't understand football, or all those rules? Anybody that says role tahd, or somebody with a degree from UA?

Some of these are harder to find than others. My suggestion would be to go have breakfast in a greasy spoon diner, then mention that The Bear was an alcoholic woman-beater. Somebody won't be able to help themselves.
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
79672 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 4:33 am to
Beat the baws at sonic
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54897 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:10 am to
Handle your alcohol better, kiddo. Get some rest. You'll need it.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54897 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:10 am to
quote:

Then we will watch Burrow bury his dick deep in side that weak shite arse defense Alabama has.


:And yet another L8U homoerotic reference.


it really is a thing around here...
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2969 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:11 am to
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fricking Queer


Hey Baw
Just because a man shoved his dick in another baw’s arse, don’t make him no queer. Now drop them there bitches and bend over because Burrow and OP are coming in dry
??????
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48701 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:18 am to
Not sure if the Tuscaloosa County Jail will provide you a TV to watch the game when you get arrested.
This post was edited on 11/8/19 at 6:20 am
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
24965 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:20 am to
Go find the funny looking huge balloon that looks like a distorted version of Baby Trump, and wade right in
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
14826 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:27 am to
Down by the river.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:31 am to
On the football field.
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
13258 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:37 am to
Wal Mart. Loaded down with gumps 24/7 365. I would check the cheap bama t-shirt section first. After that I would head towards the natty light sector of the alcohol Dept. Then, if your craving for bamabilly beatdowns havent been met, and your quota is still lacking, check the ramen noodle, spam, Vienna sausage area and you will for sure find some there. Also, check the corndog section of the frozen food aisle bc we all know they love corndogs on the low low. This is a fault proof gump arse kicking guide right here. Have fun.

Definitely don't waste your time around the hygiene area of the Walmart, you will be wasting your time. Good luck.
This post was edited on 11/8/19 at 6:40 am
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54897 posts
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:39 am to
quote:

Wal Mart. Loaded down with gumps 24/7 365. I would check the cheap bama t-shirt section first. After that I would head towards the natty light sector of the alcohol Dept. Then, if your craving for bamabilly beatdowns havent been met, and your quota is still lacking, check the ramen noodle, spam, Vienna sausage area and you will for sure find some there. Also, check the corndog section of the frozen food aisle bc we all know they love corndogs on the low low. This is a fault proof gump arse kicking guide right here. Have fun.



probably sounded funnier in your head.
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