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Auburn how hard is it to support a coach who wears sweater vests?

Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:42 am
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26051 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:42 am
My mawmaw don’t even wear a sweater vest.
Posted by dhuck20
SCLSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
21986 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:43 am to
Keeps the moobs tight
Posted by DivePlay
Member since Sep 2012
1017 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:44 am to
What the frick is a "mawmaw"? Is that the white trash term for grandmother?
Posted by BoCam2
Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
4507 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:51 am to
What has this got to do with basketball? #offseasontopic
Posted by biclops
Member since Oct 2011
6181 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:56 am to
quote:

What the frick is a "mawmaw"?


Wow, you're dumb.
Posted by auburnnyc94
Member since Nov 2017
9506 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 10:58 am to
Sweater vests are the best thing about Gus. Move along.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107161 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 11:00 am to
I wouldn’t care if he wore a skirt if he would beat our rivals, especially with one of the best defenses in CFB.


I lie, I would hate a coach that wore a skirt.
Posted by Walkingstick
Member since Aug 2019
227 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:13 pm to
Bruce Pearl doesn't wear them. We don't have any more coaches beside him
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

Keeps the moobs tight

Does it? Have you seen his?
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
12215 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:19 pm to
If he wins he can wear a banana suit for all I care
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
19188 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Auburn how hard is it to support a coach who wears sweater vests?


Who supports him?
Posted by nitwit
Member since Oct 2007
12840 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 1:04 pm to
I think we can move on past the "if he wins..." hypothetical.
He's not much of a winner. Any other excuses for dressing like Ozzie Nelson?
Posted by BigBill53
BayouLand
Member since Jun 2014
122 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 1:06 pm to
Makes the fist pump more meaningful.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 1:11 pm to
A kilt though. He could wear the tartan of the great highland Clan Malzahn. That would be ok.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
33040 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 1:15 pm to
BOOM!!!
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 1:41 pm to


Me and my Mawmaw would like to have a word with you.
Posted by Frankenstein Vol
Member since Oct 2019
707 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

My mawmaw don’t even wear a sweater vest.

No, but she can suck a dick like nobody's business. A few are better. Not many.
Posted by Frankenstein Vol
Member since Oct 2019
707 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 1:57 pm to
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What the frick is a "mawmaw"? Is that the white trash term for grandmother?

Byrdybyrd05, this DivePlay can actually suck a better dick than your mamaw. Granted he has had a lot more practice.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18314 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
32694 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 2:46 pm to
I'm not sure about vests but this bastard still gives me nightmares.
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