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Did Auburn Win, Did Oregon Blow It, Or is Answer Always Barn Voodoo
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:16 pm
Every aubren football game I watch seems like an X-Files episode short of aliens landing at the 50 yard line during half, and dissolving the crowd with ray-guns akin to Mars Attacks movie from 1996.
Seemed to me Oregon was one play away from icing the game at least a half dozen times only to have the most unlikely of unfortunate events take place.
Teams seem to be coerced into throwing haymakers with aubren which of course is exactly right where they want you. Forget everything you know about football and let chaos ensue.
If Auburn did in fact "win" the game how does one explain all the wizardry that takes place in nearly every game aubren plays in ? More weird shite happened in this one game than every other game this past weekend put together.
It's remarkable any way you perceive it. Aubren fans must have to down a half bottle of valium/xanax before every kickoff.
Im going with voodoo/wizardry on drugs.
Seemed to me Oregon was one play away from icing the game at least a half dozen times only to have the most unlikely of unfortunate events take place.
Teams seem to be coerced into throwing haymakers with aubren which of course is exactly right where they want you. Forget everything you know about football and let chaos ensue.
If Auburn did in fact "win" the game how does one explain all the wizardry that takes place in nearly every game aubren plays in ? More weird shite happened in this one game than every other game this past weekend put together.
It's remarkable any way you perceive it. Aubren fans must have to down a half bottle of valium/xanax before every kickoff.
Im going with voodoo/wizardry on drugs.
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Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:17 pm to PowHound
They just have a defense good enough to save their arse at the end and give their offense a chance.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:17 pm to PowHound
Idk, BUT what I do know is, on that game winning TD, any competent defensive back would have an intercepted that pass. It was lucky lol.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:18 pm to PowHound
Yes.... and we also have to be able to endure multiple heart attacks every season
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:19 pm to PowHound
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If Auburn did in fact "win" the game
Um. Last I checked W=win.
I know that is hard for some Alabama fans because an L = we beat ourselves.
But if you want to say voodoo. That is fine, as long as we cast the evil eye on Saban this year I am good with it.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:20 pm to PowHound
Wow, bama fans amaze me.
I didnt watch a play of your game. Sorry your AU viewing party was a failure.
I didnt watch a play of your game. Sorry your AU viewing party was a failure.
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 12:21 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:20 pm to PowHound
I’m becoming more and more convinced every year that Auburn has made some kind of deal with the devil or perform rituals mid game. No other team gets as lucky as they do on a regular basis. It’s every year with them.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:20 pm to PowHound
Bama didn’t lose Bama beat themse...
Oregon. I mean Oregon beat themselves
Oregon. I mean Oregon beat themselves
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:20 pm to PowHound
Auburn looked like shite in first half. Different story in 2nd half. Once Nix settled in I saw nothing in the 2nd half that would change my mind about Auburn owning the ducks . Ducks were reeling in the 2nd half and getting out played big time.
Auburn would beat them 9 out of 10 times. Oregon didn't blow anything. Auburn was clearly better once everyone settled in.
Auburn would beat them 9 out of 10 times. Oregon didn't blow anything. Auburn was clearly better once everyone settled in.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:24 pm to PowHound
Our games are exciting and our team is interesting which is why our ratings are higher than the snoozefest cupcake game that UAT had. Sorry not sorry for being a better story.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:25 pm to PowHound
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aubren
When you type this out multiple times it just shows how triggered you are by Auburn. And that you are on par with a 12 year old.
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:28 pm to PowHound
You know who didn’t need luck ??? Clemson... 44-16
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:49 pm to PowHound
Auburn out gained Oregon and beat them in every area of the game. If we are only picking certain quarters to count then Bama is as bad as Duke for the 1st quarter and Duke beat themselves the rest of the game.
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:51 pm to PowHound
AUs DL neutralized the best OL in the country after the first quarter and AUs LBs started to play aggressive. AU finally started making plays on Offense in the second half. That will be the script for AU until Nix has full control of the Offense.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:54 pm to PowHound
Man, shite must really be boring in the trailer park today.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:58 pm to PowHound
Without giving away any secrets, you don’t want to be a live chicken anywhere near Auburn on game day.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 1:05 pm to PowHound
I hate this specific question. Only serves as meaningless fodder for talking heads on debate shows. Label it how you will but Auburn did in FACT win the game! 26>21.
Hell they came back an took it from Oregon on last drive.
Hell they came back an took it from Oregon on last drive.
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