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Did Auburn Win, Did Oregon Blow It, Or is Answer Always Barn Voodoo
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:16 pm
Every aubren football game I watch seems like an X-Files episode short of aliens landing at the 50 yard line during half, and dissolving the crowd with ray-guns akin to Mars Attacks movie from 1996.
Seemed to me Oregon was one play away from icing the game at least a half dozen times only to have the most unlikely of unfortunate events take place.
Teams seem to be coerced into throwing haymakers with aubren which of course is exactly right where they want you. Forget everything you know about football and let chaos ensue.
If Auburn did in fact "win" the game how does one explain all the wizardry that takes place in nearly every game aubren plays in ? More weird shite happened in this one game than every other game this past weekend put together.
It's remarkable any way you perceive it. Aubren fans must have to down a half bottle of valium/xanax before every kickoff.
Im going with voodoo/wizardry on drugs.
Seemed to me Oregon was one play away from icing the game at least a half dozen times only to have the most unlikely of unfortunate events take place.
Teams seem to be coerced into throwing haymakers with aubren which of course is exactly right where they want you. Forget everything you know about football and let chaos ensue.
If Auburn did in fact "win" the game how does one explain all the wizardry that takes place in nearly every game aubren plays in ? More weird shite happened in this one game than every other game this past weekend put together.
It's remarkable any way you perceive it. Aubren fans must have to down a half bottle of valium/xanax before every kickoff.
Im going with voodoo/wizardry on drugs.
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Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:17 pm to PowHound
They just have a defense good enough to save their arse at the end and give their offense a chance.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:17 pm to PowHound
Idk, BUT what I do know is, on that game winning TD, any competent defensive back would have an intercepted that pass. It was lucky lol.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:18 pm to PowHound
Yes.... and we also have to be able to endure multiple heart attacks every season
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:19 pm to PowHound
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If Auburn did in fact "win" the game
Um. Last I checked W=win.
I know that is hard for some Alabama fans because an L = we beat ourselves.
But if you want to say voodoo. That is fine, as long as we cast the evil eye on Saban this year I am good with it.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:20 pm to PowHound
Wow, bama fans amaze me.
I didnt watch a play of your game. Sorry your AU viewing party was a failure.
I didnt watch a play of your game. Sorry your AU viewing party was a failure.
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 12:21 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:20 pm to PowHound
I’m becoming more and more convinced every year that Auburn has made some kind of deal with the devil or perform rituals mid game. No other team gets as lucky as they do on a regular basis. It’s every year with them.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:20 pm to PowHound
Bama didn’t lose Bama beat themse...
Oregon. I mean Oregon beat themselves
Oregon. I mean Oregon beat themselves
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:20 pm to PowHound
Auburn looked like shite in first half. Different story in 2nd half. Once Nix settled in I saw nothing in the 2nd half that would change my mind about Auburn owning the ducks . Ducks were reeling in the 2nd half and getting out played big time.
Auburn would beat them 9 out of 10 times. Oregon didn't blow anything. Auburn was clearly better once everyone settled in.
Auburn would beat them 9 out of 10 times. Oregon didn't blow anything. Auburn was clearly better once everyone settled in.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:21 pm to jamal
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It was lucky
But how much luck can one team have before its actually voodoo ?
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:22 pm to Bellfyre
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No other team gets as lucky as they do on a regular basis
Almost every close game has things that happen that favor the winner.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:23 pm to Bellfyre
We were definitely lucky to hold them to 13 yards rushing in the second half and basically shut down their entire offense for 3 quarters
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:24 pm to PowHound
Our games are exciting and our team is interesting which is why our ratings are higher than the snoozefest cupcake game that UAT had. Sorry not sorry for being a better story.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:25 pm to PowHound
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aubren
When you type this out multiple times it just shows how triggered you are by Auburn. And that you are on par with a 12 year old.
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:27 pm to Tridentds
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Auburn looked like shite in first half. Different story in 2nd half. Once Nix settled in I saw nothing in the 2nd half that would change my mind about Auburn owning the ducks . Ducks were reeling in the 2nd half and getting out played big time.
Auburn would beat them 9 out of 10 times. Oregon didn't blow anything. Auburn was clearly better once everyone settled in.
sssshhhhhhhhhh.
Let the clowns have their fun.........and they have a very short memory.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:28 pm to PowHound
You know who didn’t need luck ??? Clemson... 44-16
This post was edited on 9/2/19 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:29 pm to jamal
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Idk, BUT what I do know is, on that game winning TD, any competent defensive back would have an intercepted that pass. It was lucky lol.
You don't know shite Jamal.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:30 pm to Luke
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You know who didn’t need luck ??? Clemson
You know who did need and receive it though ? Barn
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:31 pm to PowHound
Thanks for congratulating us on our National Championship! Weird way to trash talk but whatever
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:32 pm to PowHound
quote:. Alabama?
You know who did need and receive it though ?
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