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Auburn is literally “the plains”.

Posted on 4/13/19 at 2:32 pm
Posted by Fives
Member since Mar 2019
99 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 2:32 pm
I’m staying here for a wedding tonight, and the campus is just in the middle of a giant cow pasture.

I’m not even trying to troll or be mean. I don’t have cell service 5 minutes down the road. It’s actually a joke.
Posted by blzr
MB
Member since Mar 2011
30103 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 2:32 pm to
Bruce has sent bama fans over the edge
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
7742 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

I don’t have cell service 5 minutes down the road


What a national emergency
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26792 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

It’s actually a joke
hope you packed food....that's your next surprise
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 2:38 pm to
Actually the campus slopes down a hill. UAt campus is flatter . Your Ting cell service only gets service in men’s restrooms according to cajunbama.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36723 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 2:41 pm to
Don’t drink the water either. It doesn’t taste like the gray water served in Tuscaloosa and your body is only accustomed to filth.
Posted by MadisonReb10
Brandon, MS
Member since Aug 2010
886 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 2:47 pm to
Actually a much nicer town that Tucasloosa. Enjoyed my time there
Posted by Jake_LaMotta
Coral Gables
Member since Sep 2017
5700 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 3:00 pm to
Auburn is a cow college. Literally.
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37706 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I’m not even trying to troll or be mean. I don’t have cell service 5 minutes down the road. It’s actually a joke.


Thats because it is ADay and Verizon/ATT/TMobile didn't bring their game day towers in to handle the influx traffic on the network.

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campus is just in the middle of a giant cow pasture.


Must be your first visit to the state of Alabama

This post was edited on 4/13/19 at 3:06 pm
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
9434 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 3:57 pm to
If you are in town for a wedding and you chose to stay in Little Texas even if the wedding is in Little Texas you are dumbass or just cheap and couldn’t pass up a free room.
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 4:24 pm to
Well what did you expect. Their main mission was and is agriculture and mechanical pursuits. Cows, horses and hogs don't live in condo's. And AU is about as good at what they do as anyone in America. They build and fix stuff. Stuff like skyscrapers, bridges, defense systems and more. And they are cutting edge developing food raising techniques and animal studies.

My two oldest went to Bama and were sorority girls. They loved it and have nice husbands and good jobs and are living the American suburban dream. But the youngest loved animals. Took some sort of animal behavior route. I thought she was crazy but she now travels all over America driving an 18 wheeler picking up and managing troubled dogs and getting them straight for adoption. Employed by a huge national concern. She makes twice what the other three do and has the self confidence she took from her mentors at AU with her to land the opportunity. It's not for everybody. My school turns out sue happy lawyers, strong dog sales people and MD's. Well good but different strokes for different folks.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25500 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

I don’t have cell service 5 minutes down the road. It’s actually a joke.



I go to the shooting range in Tuskegee National Forest a good bit. It's pretty close to where you are. I never lose cell service.

Posted by auburnu008
I am the bagman
Member since Feb 2010
18529 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 4:46 pm to
You sir are a fricking idiot.
Posted by BoCam2
Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
3879 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 5:36 pm to
Plains? I run in Auburn almost every morning. Go run 5+ miles. Any direction. Then come back and tell us about the "plains".
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
13364 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

I’m staying here for a wedding tonight, and the campus is just in the middle of a giant cow pasture.

Well go stay in ttown and get shot or robbed by an ex-Saban player going to the store for the night.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 5:57 pm to
Tuscaloosa is like someone put a college campus in a town that just decided to take all of the bad parts of a city and cram them together haphazardly

This game is fun.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46543 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 6:40 pm to
The campus is pretty nice actually, but I’ll admit I was taken aback when I visited just how barren the surrounding area is. The town is literally surrounded by miles of empty fields. It’s a lot like many of the small towns in Kansas and Nebraska.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20619 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 8:09 pm to
This was a stupid post, even for an LSU alter.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 4/13/19 at 8:09 pm to
Trivia question: Who is the most famous person from Little Texas, AL ?
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