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Swamp Donkey to UCLA by early December - mark my word

Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:36 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:36 pm
Don't care if it's not coaching change season.

I've got good inside sources that say McElwain is sick and tired of Gainesville, and fancies himself as a West Coast guy through and through.

He wants out, and I don't blame him.

Bill Walsh/Don Coryell/Jim McElwain - that's how he sees himself, and that's what will make him happy with his life, his legacy. He hates all those fricking Yankees in Florida. Can't blame him for that either.

Off to UCLA. Maybe even before Thanksgiving.

Guaranteed.
Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
Member since Oct 2010
11498 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:38 pm to
Fake news, You work for CNN?
Posted by FaithHopeLove69
Member since Jul 2017
22 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:39 pm to
Sorry but no. East coast sharks are way hotter than West coast sharks
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:41 pm to
got some Gators with their panties in a wad already over this

Ignorance is bliss I guess
Posted by FaithHopeLove69
Member since Jul 2017
22 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:42 pm to
I'm not a gator fan you dick cheese
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17837 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

fancies himself as a West Coast guy through and through


They got Great Whites out there, fella.



Mr.McElwain better just keep it in his pants
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:47 pm to
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I'm not a gator fan you dick cheese


so you post barrels of untamed feminine emotion about any particular topic

I see
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:48 pm to
that's good input Vecchio

thank you
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
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17837 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41732 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

He hates all those fricking Yankees in Florida.


Going to LA to get away from Yankees.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72256 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 3:03 pm to
Oregon State maybe. He's from Montana and played at Eastern Washington. But has spent most of his career east of the Rockies. Trolling aside, he ain't leaving. Butch maybe. But not Mcelwain.
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

I've got good inside sources that say McElwain is sick and tired of Gainesville

Sick and tired of winning the East? Sick and tired of making $4M per year (which he won't make at UCLA)? What exactly is he sick and tired of?
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3230 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

I've got good inside sources


Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10336 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

He hates all those fricking Yankees in Florida. Can't blame him for that either.


There may be a shitload of transplanted "Yankees" living in Florida but they sure as hell aren't in Gainseville. They're all in SE Florida. Those people he hates in Gainseville are basically rednecks that are much more like your average Tennessee moron than any Northeasterner. Can't blame him myself.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 3:51 pm to
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Oregon State maybe. He's from Montana and played at Eastern Washington. But has spent most of his career east of the Rockies. Trolling aside, he ain't leaving. Butch maybe. But not Mcelwain.



you're an idiot
Posted by themicah85
DALLAS TX
Member since Jul 2015
3501 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 3:52 pm to
I really hope youre wrong here. I want him to sign a 10 year contract with a billion $ buyout.
Posted by JohnnyU
Florida
Member since Nov 2006
12350 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 4:29 pm to
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Fake news, You work for Fox News?



FIFY

I still don't understand the need to throw in political references on a sports forum. It must signal a lot of insecurity.
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 4:35 pm to
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FIFY

I still don't understand the need to throw in political references on a sports forum. It must signal a lot of insecurity.




Did you not literally do that as well by posting to change CNN to Fox News? Come on now, buddy.
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 4:36 pm to
Wut
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23887 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 4:43 pm to
They don't have a Belk out in LA. He's not leaving Florida.
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