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Good pickup lines to snag a Vandy nerd chick at the game this weekend
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:14 pm
-Are you a library book? Cause I'm totally checking you out.
-You must be a triangle, cause you're acute.
-I couldn't help but notice your beautiful epidermis.
-You must be a triangle, cause you're acute.
-I couldn't help but notice your beautiful epidermis.
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Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:15 pm to jvilletiger25
Yeah those will all work
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:15 pm to jvilletiger25
Thankfully for you internet porn is free.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:15 pm to jvilletiger25
Then she responds:
"I'll pass."
"I'll pass."
This post was edited on 10/31/16 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:15 pm to jvilletiger25
This thread is sad you should feel sad
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:15 pm to jvilletiger25
I have a huge cock and don't care if you make more money than me.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:16 pm to jvilletiger25
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:16 pm to jvilletiger25
quote:
Auburn Fan
She's out of your league, baw.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:16 pm to jvilletiger25
Need to invert the order so best one is last. It starts good and gets worse, but 8/10 so not bad! 
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:16 pm to jvilletiger25
LOL this thread isn't bad because you think those lines will work. Its bad because you think that Vandy students will be at the game.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:17 pm to Robert Goulet
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Thankfully for you internet porn is free.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:17 pm to jvilletiger25
What a loser 
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:18 pm to jvilletiger25
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:19 pm to jvilletiger25
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Good pickup lines to snag a Vandy nerd chick at the game this weekend
do you speak english?
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:19 pm to NYCAuburn
-"What part of China are you from?"
-"When does your student visa lapse?"
Because Asians amirite?
-"When does your student visa lapse?"
Because Asians amirite?
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:20 pm to jvilletiger25
Do you wear a helmet by chance?
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:20 pm to jvilletiger25
are you a 90 degree angle because you are looking right
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:21 pm to jvilletiger25
ME AMERICAN ME BIG PENIS
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:22 pm to jvilletiger25
Just yell "LLEEEEEERRROOOYYYY JEEEENNNNKKINNNSS!"
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:23 pm to jvilletiger25
Can you read Morse code? You can?
-.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / --. .- -. - / - ---/ -.. ---/ .. - ?
-.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / --. .- -. - / - ---/ -.. ---/ .. - ?
This post was edited on 10/31/16 at 3:24 pm
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