Favorite team:South Carolina 
Location:Aiken, SC
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Occupation:Your mother
Number of Posts:21234
Registered on:12/23/2012
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If they're going slower than me, they're idiots


True

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If they're going faster then me, they're maniacs


I admire their gahonies. 90-95 is enough for me
Hopefully it’s a dead lie and underclubs it
If numbnuts misses the fairway on 18 Burns needs to get to the range quickly.
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Just think of how much of a shithead you have to be for you to be leading in the final round of a major and literally not one person cheering for you.


Patbaw had more fanfare when he won his Green Jacket. That says a lot right there.

re: 2027 Masters Tickets

Posted by TiptonInSC on 6/19/26 at 1:39 pm to
I received Tuesdays in 2023. It took me 20 years
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+1 in a US Open is not playing like shite, moron.


I agree. When I made that post he was +2 and didn’t look too good. He’s playing better, I still don’t like the brat.
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So much for the carnage predicted this afternoon. Greens look pretty soft and receptive still.


I guess Justin Thomas got thru to this Superintended and he’s still playing like shite.
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Bold prediction: a second OT will be next



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NHL playoffs are the best postseason in sports

Agree. It use to be the NBA
Went from being dominate throughout the playoffs to the Cardiac Canes

re: Official NHL Playoffs Thread

Posted by TiptonInSC on 6/6/26 at 10:08 pm to
I was wrong. This is insane. I was about to turn the tv off then Carolina scored their first goal.

re: Official NHL Playoffs Thread

Posted by TiptonInSC on 6/6/26 at 10:06 pm to
No way this goal holds up
Carolina hasn’t tied it up yet
Wtf am I watching? :lol:

re: Weddings are selfish

Posted by TiptonInSC on 5/21/26 at 8:39 pm to
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You know how easy it is to pick drunk and hormone-overloaded bridesmaids at the reception?


You should try funerals
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That sucks. He and I are the same age


He was 3 months older than me…..
These guys are playing this course like a bunch of bitches.

re: Bobby Cox Has Died

Posted by TiptonInSC on 5/9/26 at 2:23 pm to
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Hopefully both of their funerals will start at 7:05


With this on a loop. The GOAT of sports intros.


I guess nobody is getting a raise then.