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Rename the mascots of the SEC given your own personal choice

Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:00 pm
Posted by Mister Tee
On the Lake
Member since Jun 2014
2761 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:00 pm
of what you think would be the best fit given your own University. Try to keep it professional and respectful if you can (doubtful on the rant, but hopefully obtainable).

Auburn Plainsmen and Georgia Redcoats would be fine with me for example.

I know Ole Miss has had some "issues" in the past regarding this topic so maybe we can help them try to re-identify themselves.

I know they use "The Bears" right now, but I didn't even know that bears lived in Mississippi to be to be honest.

Very confusing. That is like renaming Kentucky the "Spider Monkeys".

Do bears actually identify with Ole Miss or does Ole Miss have some type of Bear infatuation? Just don't get that decision.

Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18163 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

I know they use "The Bears" right now, but I didn't even know that bears lived in Mississippi to be to be honest.



Origin of the teddy bear comes from Mississippi.
Posted by TSUNgummybear
In Denial
Member since Jan 2013
496 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

I know Ole Miss has had some "issues" in the past regarding this topic so maybe we can help them try to re-identify themselves


Eagle and a Tiger?
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34346 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:05 pm to
I always liked "Landsharks" for Ole Miss.
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19456 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:05 pm to
OM Knights (white ones)
Posted by johnzorback
Member since Apr 2012
4125 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:06 pm to
pirates, samurai, ninjas, and hippies are all acceptable mascots.

Auburn samurai

Georgia ninjas

Mississippi State pirates

Missouri hippies

eta: A mascot with a bong would be pretty sweet. Also, when you see hippies you can cheer them on as they get pissed off that you think they're supporting football.
This post was edited on 7/27/16 at 2:09 pm
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

I know they use "The Bears" right now, but I didn't even know that bears lived in Mississippi to be to be honest.


Wow, I've misunderstood this the whole time.

quote:

A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.

LINK - Urban Dictionary (Be careful at work)
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:07 pm to
LSU Purple People Eaters
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2402 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:09 pm to
aTm cumdumpsters
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
6926 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:11 pm to
I wouldn't be against going back to the Maroons
Posted by elit4ce05
Member since Jun 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:12 pm to
Ole Miss Cheetahs has a nice ring to it.
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Do bears actually identify with Ole Miss or does Ole Miss have some type of Bear infatuation?
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20645 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Georgia Redcoats


You want to make your mascot another school's band?

quote:

I didn't even know that bears lived in Mississippi


Why am I not surprised?
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:28 pm to
This is going to be the longest month ever
Posted by I-H8-BAMA
Benton, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2013
10427 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:28 pm to
Always thought LSU should be the Gators. Just feel like people identify alligators with Louisiana more so than Florida. Even if there are more gators in Florida.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:30 pm to
Alabama - Stalwart Studs

Auburn - Giant Gaping Pussies
Tennessee - CoonDog Pussies
Ole Miss - Bear Pussies
Arkansas - Pig Pussies
LUS - Bengal Pussies
Miss State - Uglydog Pussies
A&M - Gay Pussies
Georgia - Stadium Bushy Pussies
USCe - Cock Pussies
Florida - Tooth Pussies
Vanderbilt - Seagoing Pussies
Missouri - no/one/cares Pussies
Kentucky - Pussy cat Pussies
This post was edited on 7/27/16 at 2:32 pm
Posted by LovetheLord
The Ash Grove
Member since Dec 2010
5618 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:30 pm to
The Georgia "Surrender Monkeys".

Fight Song (same tune)

We are the surrender monkeys. We are the surrender monkeys.
The Yankees came to town. So we threw out rifles down.
And now we play THEIR song.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15553 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:37 pm to
Alabama Squidbillies

Arkansas Cousinfrickers

Auburn Stepchildren

Florida Crazies

Georgia Miscreants

Kentucky Carpetbaggers

LSU Swampdwellers

Ole Miss Klansmen

Mississippi State Rednecks

Missouri Meth-Heads

South Carolina Slavers

Tennessee Buttchuggers

Texas A&M Polesmokers

Vanderbilt Poindexters
This post was edited on 7/27/16 at 2:50 pm
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16613 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

I didn't even know that bears lived in Mississippi to be to be honest


Had no idea "TigerEagles" and Elephants live in Alabama either.

quote:

all bears in miss are in fact LA Black Bears


Did you know that all Alligators are in fact Mississippi Alligators?
Posted by MizzouTrue
Member since Jun 2016
3843 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 2:49 pm to
Mizzou got its name from the civil war. The Tigers prevented Columbia from getting"Lawrenced" by guerrillas
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