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This is all true, but I will note that the statistics are very poor for swinging at the first pitch of an at-bat.

That said, when the pitcher has 7 guys standing behind him, your odds are never great.

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Some people want this to be Tidefans 2.0


Holy false analogy fallacy, Batman.
Our fans need the equivalent of European World Cup fans to let us know how stinking great we have it.

On another note, the air in my Jag is out, and I've got a GoFundMe. It is hard to sleep at night when it is this hot.

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Would anyone trade Vaughn straight up for either the Troy or Southern Miss head coach?




Am I going to have to start posting again?
Let's post all of the most negative takes we can about this crappy run to Omaha (as if going to Omaha is anything to brag about). No one should meet the team plane coming home. That's for winners, and the mommies of losers.

Does Vaughn's office have a window? IYKYK.
The whole staff needs to go. No way making it to Omaha is acceptable. If Vaughn doesn't win it all next year, send him packing and get someone who can. This pitching coach who got us to Omaha is terrible. Dude needs to learn how to win it all.
I'm going to go check out their board to see if it is nearly the you-know-what show that this place would be.
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Not really. He’s not painting the corners or anything. He’s throwing mid 90s pretty much down the middle.

We just can’t hit for shite.


You ever play ball, Max?
We are facing an unconscious pitcher who is absolutely shoving. He is spotting his fastball and slider and throwing in a change. You just gotta tip your hat sometimes.

re: Ole piss gone

Posted by LovetheLord on 6/12/26 at 9:08 pm to
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This doesn’t work the way you think it does when it directed at a program that practically spends its summers in Omaha.



So, LSU is in Omaha this year or nah?
I think the quote you may be looking for is, "Flattery will get you everywhere." :lol:
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We can pay far less for the results Patrick Murphy is capable of attaining.


For real. People would crawl over broken glass to coach at Alabama. There is no sense in paying anyone more than 90k to coach for us. It is an honor and a privilege to coach at Bama. We are crazy to be doling out big contracts like we are less than Dixie's pride.
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How many more decades does he need to go without one before you think it's time for a change? Do we give lifetime contracts for one championship?


Oh, I am definitely with you.

We shouldn't accept anything but winning. Saddam Hussein had the perfect answer for losers. Am I right, or am I right, or am I right? There’s just no excuse for it. It’s a disgrace to all Alabama.

I Can’t believe we let that women’s basketball coach get out of here alive.
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Thank you. I almost went to google but knew I knew what I knew.



What? ONE!?!

I'm literally shaking.

I'm withholding my $100/year until this is remedied.

I traded for an Outback so that I can fold down the back seats to sleep.

Edit to note that I used the extra cash to upgrade to the Planet Fitness Black card, and now I enjoy the hydro-beds before my showers.
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Pretty impressive for Vaughn given the roster to have them in Omaha.



You, sir, don't seem to understand that our coaching staff across the board is a disaster.

The football coach lost in the semis. That is was to the eventual national champs doesn't matter.

The basketball coach lost in the Sweet 16. Again, doesn't matter that it was to the eventual national champions. WIN OR BE GONE, Oater.

The golf coach had a player finish second in the NCAA championship. As in, 1st loser.

The softball coach LOST in the Semis of the WCWS. We had a good team. Why didn't we win it all? And, by the way, the guy has only won two national championships in his entire career! TWO!

The track coach has 21 entries to the national championships this week. What happened to the rest of the team making it?

The only real championship calibre coach we have is the cheer coach. She wins a championship every year.

This board is full of posibamers who just can't look objectively at facts. We haven't won a single championship, outside of cheer, since 2021. We are on a major decline, and the dynasty is over. Our AD, Byrne, is a dolt, and our program is in shambles.
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You'd be shocked which of your friends like to use cannabis. I know engineers and doctors who smoke like a chimney after work. And with the younger generations coming up use is much higher then before, because they're drinking less alcohol.

You don't know who actually uses it because they know that you'll judge them for it.


That may be true, but I do know what the studies say.
You are going to get down voted a lot, but you’re absolutely correct in your statement. The offspring of users eventually get owned by the children of those who don’t.
That was an interesting watch. I had forgotten some things in the whole travail of aluminum and composite bats. Other things, I was, frankly, ignorant about.