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Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:24 pm to VT4
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:24 pm to VT4
quote:
stumble bumble roil and tumble
cauldron turn and sky rumble
scramble passwords secrets mumble
order meanings changed grumble
ole miss listing karma humbled
VT4 Shakespeare
He doesn't understand why
It's not a haiku
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:45 pm to Lsupimp
Lo, faithful chipmunk
What lies betwixt your chompers?
Jesus can't save you
What lies betwixt your chompers?
Jesus can't save you
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:17 pm to Lsupimp
Step father-in-law
Sues for cash, kills golden goose
Why frike his daughter?
Sues for cash, kills golden goose
Why frike his daughter?
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:27 pm to Lsupimp
Cheatin', lyin' Reb
Put up appearances
Still nothing to show
Put up appearances
Still nothing to show
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:40 pm to Lsupimp
Email compliance
If you have proof of cheating
The server is down
If you have proof of cheating
The server is down
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:39 pm to chattabama
That server might stay down indefinitely.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:45 pm to Lsupimp
Fulmer paid the price
Now ole Miss gets the horn too
You'll fall up the stairs
Now ole Miss gets the horn too
You'll fall up the stairs
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:52 pm to Jacknola
Two-thousand thirteen
Rebs want lawyers drugs money
shite has hit the fan
Luv me some Warren, mfing, zevon
Rebs want lawyers drugs money
shite has hit the fan
Luv me some Warren, mfing, zevon
Posted on 4/29/16 at 9:00 pm to pilsnerpusher
I haven't laughed so hard in my life. This thread easily wins thread of the year honors.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 9:04 pm to RemouladeSawce
Holy shite! Rockyn, you win man. You win
Posted on 4/29/16 at 9:11 pm to pilsnerpusher
Me llamo Hugh Freeze
Now that Cuba is open
I can find a job
I can coach football
I can roll Cuban cigars
Just no instagram
Now that Cuba is open
I can find a job
I can coach football
I can roll Cuban cigars
Just no instagram
Posted on 4/29/16 at 9:28 pm to Lsupimp
that damn beaver coach
Beat Saban twice, his career
Is now fricked. Show cause.
Beat Saban twice, his career
Is now fricked. Show cause.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 10:03 pm to Lsupimp
Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
Posted on 4/29/16 at 10:27 pm to Lsupimp
Bongs are illegal.
What you smokin', Laremy?
Confederate flag.
What you smokin', Laremy?
Confederate flag.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 10:45 pm to Lsupimp
Ole Miss pays in cash
He fricks Dawgs on signing day
So karma bites Reb arse.
He fricks Dawgs on signing day
So karma bites Reb arse.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 10:54 pm to Lsupimp
Laremy takes cash.
Robert flies like Peter Pan.
Cone of silence drops.
Robert flies like Peter Pan.
Cone of silence drops.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:01 pm to Flavius Belisarius
Ole Miss fans were shouting the Rebel Call.
Then Tunsil decided to tell it all.
Then the air in Rebel land was less than a breeze.
In shock the Reverend Freeze took to his knees.
Then Tunsil decided to tell it all.
Then the air in Rebel land was less than a breeze.
In shock the Reverend Freeze took to his knees.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:14 pm to gladchiefisgone
Beaver shows up out of nowhere.
Beaver hauls in big fish.
Big fish shite all over beaver.
Beaver hauls in big fish.
Big fish shite all over beaver.
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