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What's that one thing you hate having to defend regarding your school?
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:18 pm
Examples:
South Carolina: sandstorm or also having the acronyms SC and USC. Mascot being a chicken
LSU: Smelling like corn dogs or Clemson also being Death Valley
Mississippi State: Cowbells
Tennessee: Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida
Arkansas: Bert being fat
South Carolina: sandstorm or also having the acronyms SC and USC. Mascot being a chicken
LSU: Smelling like corn dogs or Clemson also being Death Valley
Mississippi State: Cowbells
Tennessee: Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida
Arkansas: Bert being fat
This post was edited on 4/25/16 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:19 pm to CNB
Texas A&M: Wins too much, has too much money, is ranked too highly.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:20 pm to CNB
Alabama: The fact that only 20% of us marry our cousins not 30%...
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:20 pm to CNB
Racist cheats - well not the cheats part really.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:20 pm to CNB
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LSU: Smelling like corn dogs
I really don't get it either. But, this joke is all the rage to the shits here in Oxford.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:21 pm to CNB
Mac's lack of recruiting prowess. Well, I actually don't defend it. I just admit it.
I will defend, however the stylistic and functional advantages of the denim short.
I will defend, however the stylistic and functional advantages of the denim short.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:21 pm to Patton
I was gonna put "claimed national titles" for Bama and then I sat back and thought "well that's not a bad argument to be having" 

Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:22 pm to CNB
Keeping richt for 15 years when e clearly can't get it done and then justifying firing a Longtime coach coming off a 10 win season.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:22 pm to CNB
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Arkansas: Bert being fat
I feel bad for any Arkansas fans that actually get upset by this.

Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:23 pm to CNB
2003 Western Division Champs Banner
This post was edited on 4/25/16 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:23 pm to CNB
Anyone mention Florida? Because, Florida.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:24 pm to Farmer1906
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Texas A&M: insecurity and a little brother complex. Possible gender confusion as well
FIFY
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:24 pm to CNB
Having nothing to show for our best run in school history except 3 11-win seasons.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:24 pm to G8RnGA
Id like gators to defend how the frick Florida can have the most generic athletic facilities across the board (baseball, basketball, football for the most part though the swamp does have its charm) and the most ho hum campus and college town and yet come away with the best combo of athletics and academics outside of Stanford. Totally runs antithetical to the facilities arms race going on and I want to know how you frickers do it, God dammit 

Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:25 pm to rockytop627
I don't hate having to defend that
Posted on 4/25/16 at 1:25 pm to CNB
Real Alabama fans, the ones who love football and respect other elite programs, and appreciate the wins (because we remember the struggles before Saban), are great to be around.
And then there are the bandwagon rednecks who are impossible to defend.
And then there are the bandwagon rednecks who are impossible to defend.
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