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Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:23 pm
While i wouldnt compare it to a turkish prison i will say there are striking simulations. for one, chicken leaves the god damn thermostat on like 62 all the time. supposedly to keep you emotionally lethargic. it works i found myself too stupid to play spades or uno most of the time
the food is ok. if you dont mind kosher baloney po boys five fricking times a day. it would be manageable maybe if it werent for the drew brees hologram that paces the corridors eating peanut brittle. smacking with his tiny mouth open. god knows i craved a morsel of that fricking peanut brittle. this one time he winked at me and broke me off a humiliating little piece. i wept like a 9 yr old muslim bride when i remembered it was only a hologram
Akod and i ran the yard. we had this sweet setup. Gata would go out on work detail and smuggle cell phones back inside his arse cavity for us. yall should have seen his face when he heard the new note 4 just came out lol . but anyways commerce was booming. we were a few blocks over from deep web, where photos of vietnamese kids were worth toiletries and packs of ramen
I wouldnt say i became institutionalized while in there but i havent readjusted to the sight of vagina yet. Ive explained to my girl that i just did two months and not to shave her butthole or wipe anytime soon. she said she'll help get me through this
the food is ok. if you dont mind kosher baloney po boys five fricking times a day. it would be manageable maybe if it werent for the drew brees hologram that paces the corridors eating peanut brittle. smacking with his tiny mouth open. god knows i craved a morsel of that fricking peanut brittle. this one time he winked at me and broke me off a humiliating little piece. i wept like a 9 yr old muslim bride when i remembered it was only a hologram
Akod and i ran the yard. we had this sweet setup. Gata would go out on work detail and smuggle cell phones back inside his arse cavity for us. yall should have seen his face when he heard the new note 4 just came out lol . but anyways commerce was booming. we were a few blocks over from deep web, where photos of vietnamese kids were worth toiletries and packs of ramen
I wouldnt say i became institutionalized while in there but i havent readjusted to the sight of vagina yet. Ive explained to my girl that i just did two months and not to shave her butthole or wipe anytime soon. she said she'll help get me through this
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:26 pm to Chef Leppard
Welcome back, Chef.
This post was edited on 2/12/15 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:52 pm to Chef Leppard
Glad you put your time off to good use.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 10:01 pm to Chef Leppard
Thanks again for the anal
Posted on 2/12/15 at 10:14 pm to Peter Buck
Yall dont even want to know what theyre doing to chrissy in there. fricking savages man
Posted on 2/12/15 at 10:36 pm to Chef Leppard
Either you were lurking during Montegs time here, went to same school OR you were Monteg....well played sir.
Welcome back
Welcome back
Posted on 2/13/15 at 3:56 am to Charlestondawg
its some like some wired vuja de case mind of control monteg taken over has oh no we all doomed
Posted on 2/13/15 at 5:26 am to Chef Leppard
Dem striking simulations
Posted on 2/13/15 at 6:13 am to Chef Leppard
Monteg wont fair to well in that setting...
Posted on 2/13/15 at 7:54 am to BeefDawg
No, there was punctuation and correct spelling. Definitely not monteg.
Posted on 2/13/15 at 9:18 am to Chef Leppard
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Yall dont even want to know what theyre doing to chrissy in there. fricking savages man
Yea, like a Tech fan's not used to that shite.
Posted on 2/13/15 at 9:20 am to Cobb Dawg
I'm assuming Chris is just happy to finally get laid.
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