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Arkansas spawns the best of the best
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:51 pm
Everyone knows Arkansas is on the verge of becoming the best football team ever under CB. What you may not be aware of is we have already overachieved giving our low population.
We produced arguably the best college football coach in Paul Bear Bryant. Produced the most sucessful retail store ever in Walmart. Produced the most popular Pesident worldwide the US has ever known in Bill Clinton. Produced arguably the best Country Music singer ever in Johnny Cash. Produced the best Goth band ever in the group Evanescence. You don't have to bow down to us, but we do expect you to give us a crisp salute and hold it until we return said salute. Oh, and woo pig. Have a nice day.
We produced arguably the best college football coach in Paul Bear Bryant. Produced the most sucessful retail store ever in Walmart. Produced the most popular Pesident worldwide the US has ever known in Bill Clinton. Produced arguably the best Country Music singer ever in Johnny Cash. Produced the best Goth band ever in the group Evanescence. You don't have to bow down to us, but we do expect you to give us a crisp salute and hold it until we return said salute. Oh, and woo pig. Have a nice day.
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Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:52 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
WPS
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:55 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
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Produced arguably the best Country Music singer ever in Johnny Cash.
Who's arguing?
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Produced the best Goth band
I don't even goth, bro.
But what I really want to know is...
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we have already overachieved giving our low population.
...What are you giving your low population?
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:56 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
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but we do expect you to give us a crisp salute and hold it until we return said salute
and never ever look us straight in the eyes, we'll have you taken care of if you do...
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:58 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
I like your post except the part where Ar-Kanas gets good in football.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:59 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
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Produced the most philandering Pesident worldwide the US has ever known in Bill Clinton.
FIFY
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:01 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
Truth 
... WPS!!
... WPS!! 
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:45 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
And you gave us the fumble in '98...
I salute ya'll arse for it sir!
Coach Neyland son, frick Bear Bryant
I salute ya'll arse for it sir!
Coach Neyland son, frick Bear Bryant
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:50 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
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Produced the most sucessful retail store ever in Walmart.
Phew. I thought someone would try to pin Wal-Mart on us.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:00 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
And soon, the biggest bitch to ever sit in the oval office.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:05 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
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giving our low population.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 7:12 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
fricking retard.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 9:12 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
How are yall dealing with the massive influx of people and businesses moving into your state?
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:28 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
All true. Except
quote:Seriously? Have you ever heard The Cure?
best Goth band ever in the group Evanescence
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:30 pm to In Fidel Cashflow
You had me until
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Produced the best Goth band...
Posted on 12/18/14 at 4:14 am to In Fidel Cashflow
You had me until you said Walmart. Which in my household is referred to as ' chinamart'.
Black Oak Arkansas was pretty cool also.
Black Oak Arkansas was pretty cool also.
This post was edited on 12/18/14 at 4:18 am
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:54 am to In Fidel Cashflow
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We produced arguably the best college football coach in Paul Bear Bryant. Produced the most sucessful retail store ever in Walmart. Produced the most popular Pesident worldwide the US has ever known in Bill Clinton. Produced arguably the best Country Music singer ever in Johnny Cash
Paul Bear Bryant - a recruiting cheater and a drunk
Bill Clinton - The most prolific wife cheater the US has ever known
Johnny Cash - Wife cheater, pill smuggling drug addict
But Arkansas does produce some great meth labs.
This post was edited on 12/18/14 at 7:55 am
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