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Why Louisiana is a terrible place: A pictoral annotation
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:16 pm
Upon entering this shitehole from any direction, one will instantly look back in regret as to why they did not spring for the extra hazard package:
With 90% of its population living well below the poverty line, it is not uncommon to see shanty towns littered along the countryside on I-10 and I-49.
See Lafayette(pronounced: laugh ee yet):
They love their "swamp culture," and will take every opportunity to throw it in your face(as if you actually care). By ancient tradition, on their first birthday, every child must catch his/her own alligator, and must care for it. Forever!:
And before you ask... yes, even birds get their own alligator:
Which sometimes ends badly:
Since English is their second language, and the few who do speak it will pretend they don't and try to take advantage of you(assume all are no good tricksters), you should study up on your French before visiting.
Even their signs are all in French:
Their penal code comes directly from the Emperor Napolean II of France; therefore, this gives them to right to detain anyone for several weeks with no charge, and they will publicly decapitate you.
Downtown New Orleans circa 1984:
Their governor is an amiable man, but will turn upon you in a moments notice. If you make fun of his hair, fail to complement his choice of tie and swear fielty, or appear to be amused in any way about the irony of an Indian guy with a thick Southern accent, he will shoot you:
Northern Louisiana is rife with violence and terrorism. Bossier city is a veritable war zone, and Shreveport is home to the American branch of Al Qaeda:
But it isn't wholly without its merits, they don't call it "Sportsman's Paradise" for nothing. With its ancient swamps and teeming with wildlife, Caddo Lake is one one of the most picturesque, beautiful places on earth:
Oops, That's the Texas side, sorry. Here's Louisiana:
Get it together, people!
With 90% of its population living well below the poverty line, it is not uncommon to see shanty towns littered along the countryside on I-10 and I-49.
See Lafayette(pronounced: laugh ee yet):
They love their "swamp culture," and will take every opportunity to throw it in your face(as if you actually care). By ancient tradition, on their first birthday, every child must catch his/her own alligator, and must care for it. Forever!:
And before you ask... yes, even birds get their own alligator:
Which sometimes ends badly:
Since English is their second language, and the few who do speak it will pretend they don't and try to take advantage of you(assume all are no good tricksters), you should study up on your French before visiting.
Even their signs are all in French:
Their penal code comes directly from the Emperor Napolean II of France; therefore, this gives them to right to detain anyone for several weeks with no charge, and they will publicly decapitate you.
Downtown New Orleans circa 1984:
Their governor is an amiable man, but will turn upon you in a moments notice. If you make fun of his hair, fail to complement his choice of tie and swear fielty, or appear to be amused in any way about the irony of an Indian guy with a thick Southern accent, he will shoot you:
Northern Louisiana is rife with violence and terrorism. Bossier city is a veritable war zone, and Shreveport is home to the American branch of Al Qaeda:
But it isn't wholly without its merits, they don't call it "Sportsman's Paradise" for nothing. With its ancient swamps and teeming with wildlife, Caddo Lake is one one of the most picturesque, beautiful places on earth:
Oops, That's the Texas side, sorry. Here's Louisiana:
Get it together, people!
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:19 pm to Masterag
Your team will still lose tomorrow
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:21 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
is this the result of a Texas education...inablity to get your facts straight...
the Code Napoleon came from Napoleon Bonaparte aka Napoleon I...his nephew, Louis Napoleon was Napoleon III...
the Code Napoleon came from Napoleon Bonaparte aka Napoleon I...his nephew, Louis Napoleon was Napoleon III...
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:22 pm to vl100butch
Of all the misinformation the OP posted, you chose to attack that ?!
lulz
lulz
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:25 pm to reggierayreb
So the Duck Dynasty jihadists now live in Shreveport??
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:27 pm to vl100butch
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the Code Napoleon came from Napoleon Bonaparte aka Napoleon I...his nephew, Louis Napoleon was Napoleon III...
whatevs... all them short mofos looked the same
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:29 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
quote:
Your team will still lose tomorrow
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:29 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Louisiana. The shite stain of the great country on earth
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:31 pm to Masterag
I-45 passes threw Louisiana?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:31 pm to Masterag
Someone's mad that there boss is an lsu alumni
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:31 pm to Masterag
I was going to come in and knight for this fine state, but you won me over with the picture captions. Well done.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:32 pm to Masterag
This was actually well done. Much better than the norm around here.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:33 pm to Masterag
Literally, it's the end of the world down there.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:34 pm to Magician
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Someone's mad that there boss is an lsu alumni
So many options with this one
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:34 pm to fleaux
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So the Duck Dynasty jihadists now live in Shreveport??
I don't keep up with the daily goings on of terrorists, sorry.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:34 pm to Masterag
This is very well done. I wish others aggys would follow your example.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:35 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Should we tell him?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:35 pm to Masterag
I will admit our roads are beyond horrible. It's really annoying when it sounds like my wheels are basketballs on the highway.
More hills would also be nice.
More hills would also be nice.
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:36 pm to TexasAg13
I love traveling to Louisiana and the wife and I go every chance we get. The only really odd thing I saw was, in Gulfport, on the main four lane highway that runs underneath I-10, if you go the opposite way from the mall on the right there is an abandon gas station they have made in to some kind of doc in the box/hospital that advertises Xrays and chemotherapy among other things. It's it front of an old shopping center and it looks like one of the old Citgos.
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