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How will your team prepare for Maty Mauk?
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:25 pm
Hide yo kids, etc.
Mizzou comin' to make your loss legit.
No shame in losing to ol' Mizzou in 2014.
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Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:27 pm to Remote Controlled
Only watched him once. Didn't look impressive.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:27 pm to Remote Controlled
We won a NC with Matt Mauck
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:29 pm to Remote Controlled
Who?
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:35 pm to Remote Controlled
Dust off the gameplan from last year
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:39 pm to Remote Controlled
Amyl nitrate and spit.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:39 pm to Remote Controlled
wears a bowtie
faaaabulous
faaaabulous
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:45 pm to Remote Controlled
Show up.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:52 pm to Remote Controlled
The legend of Maty Mauk has been blown way out of proportion.
He has started four career games, two being against abysmal Tennessee and Kentucky teams and another against the worst Florida team in 30 years. His completion % was barely over 50 and near 40 against the two good defenses he faced.
Essentially, his entire resume is three wins against teams that won a COMBINED 5 SEC games between them. That 8-0 TD/INT ratio against Tennessee and Kentucky may impress some people, but it just doesn't do much for me.
Mauk really hasn't done much.
He has started four career games, two being against abysmal Tennessee and Kentucky teams and another against the worst Florida team in 30 years. His completion % was barely over 50 and near 40 against the two good defenses he faced.
Essentially, his entire resume is three wins against teams that won a COMBINED 5 SEC games between them. That 8-0 TD/INT ratio against Tennessee and Kentucky may impress some people, but it just doesn't do much for me.
Mauk really hasn't done much.
This post was edited on 7/22/14 at 8:53 pm
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:02 pm to Remote Controlled
LSU shutdown Johnny Football.
I'm pretty sure Maty Cakewalk would be a breeze.
I'm pretty sure Maty Cakewalk would be a breeze.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:21 pm to Remote Controlled
Since Mizzou won't be in the SEC title game or playoff anytime soon, Bama won't have to prepare for him.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:44 pm to Remote Controlled
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How will your team prepare for Maty Mauk?
Go to walmart and buy the lube for the massive raping he will experience.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:45 pm to Remote Controlled
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How will your team prepare for Maty Mauk?
We will probably have our coach lobby the NCAA to have the rules of college fooball changed... oh wait, the elephants tried that with Manziel, and it didn't work.
Nevermind.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 10:25 pm to Remote Controlled
the one true Matt Mauck led LSU to a natty in '03. He is now a dentist. I will prepare for him like I always do, brush AND floss after every meal. 
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:51 pm to Remote Controlled
Wasn't that impressed last year, maybe he will improve this year to a point where you have to prepare for him. Lot's of tougher shi* to worry about and prepare for.
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