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Pigs are the trashiest!!
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:54 am
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:54 am
So we're spending black friday at my parents house, tailgating in Touchdown Village RV lot. I had my son up by Nicholson Extension, tiger baiting Arky fans, when a Hawg hurlz his 44oz fountain drink from his car window. My son was immediately drenched in coca cola, in this 30 degree weather, no less. We didnt even have an extra Tshirt or shorts.
Before i could do anything, my dad had hopped on his motorcycle to follow the Pig. I jumped in the Z, and we pulled into the lot the dude had parked in. My dad git in the dudes face, and i reached in the door and grabbed a piss balloon. I heaved it and the guy deflected it, subsequently drenching his fat wife in my juices. The porker was a little bit saltier than we had imagined because he punched my dad in the mouf, sending a stream of Copenhagen and blood through the air. It was on!!
I blind side the guy, knocking him to the ground while dad took care of the obese urine soaked wife, and i immediately knew, my dad and i had just made a lasting memory. We scatted arse before campus police arrived, and back to the house for a little couchon de lait. Let this be a warning to the rest of you swine, roaming around baton rouge trashing up the place. Mess with the Tiger, get the piss balloon and the arse kicked.
Lsu 75
Arky 3
Before i could do anything, my dad had hopped on his motorcycle to follow the Pig. I jumped in the Z, and we pulled into the lot the dude had parked in. My dad git in the dudes face, and i reached in the door and grabbed a piss balloon. I heaved it and the guy deflected it, subsequently drenching his fat wife in my juices. The porker was a little bit saltier than we had imagined because he punched my dad in the mouf, sending a stream of Copenhagen and blood through the air. It was on!!
I blind side the guy, knocking him to the ground while dad took care of the obese urine soaked wife, and i immediately knew, my dad and i had just made a lasting memory. We scatted arse before campus police arrived, and back to the house for a little couchon de lait. Let this be a warning to the rest of you swine, roaming around baton rouge trashing up the place. Mess with the Tiger, get the piss balloon and the arse kicked.
Lsu 75
Arky 3
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:57 am to NicoBlues
I was on your side until
So you're in high school and have a kid?
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I jumped in the Z,
So you're in high school and have a kid?
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:58 am to NicoBlues
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this 30 degree weather, no less. We didnt even have an extra Tshirt or shorts.
Your kid is wearing shorts and a tee in 30 degree weather? Someone needs to call scan- hopefully that hog fan did.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:59 am to NicoBlues
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Before i could do anything, my dad had hopped on his hog to chase down the Pig.
Makes the story better
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:08 am to NicoBlues
Story is obviously fake, but just in the unlikely event that its true:
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Pigs are the trashiest!!
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I had my son up by Nicholson Extension, tiger baiting Arky fans
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i reached in the door and grabbed a piss balloon
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:14 am to NicoBlues
You sound white trash as frick. Go back to the Tiger Rant w/ this dumb unfunny bullshite
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:22 am to NicoBlues
They same exact thing happened to me 2 years ago except the deflected piss ballon hit the Arky grandma.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:49 am to NicoBlues
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i reached in the door and grabbed a piss balloon. I heaved it and the guy deflected it, subsequently drenching his fat wife in my juices
Best part
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:51 am to NicoBlues
So you started at the RV and ended up at the house? Did your dad pull the mobile home to Touchdown Village?
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:10 am to NicoBlues
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My son was immediately drenched in coca cola, in this 30 degree weather, no less. We didnt even have an extra Tshirt or shorts.
30 degree weather in shorts and T shirt....right, sure. Weak Troll trolls weakly.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:15 am to NicoBlues
Only mistake the 'Arky' made was a bad throw - I'm sure he was aiming at you instead of your kid.
But, a lot of our passes have missed the target this year, and probably a few more today.
Been that kind of year.
But, a lot of our passes have missed the target this year, and probably a few more today.
Been that kind of year.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 9:52 am to NicoBlues
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tiger baiting Arky fans, when a Hawg hurlz his 44oz fountain drink from his car window.
Wut?!? No Bourbon in it?
FAIL. SEC FAIL. NATIONAL FAIL. THANKSGIVING FAIL.
See Iron Bowl for how to do this right.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 10:04 am to NicoBlues
Oh look, it's the asskickingbraggingontheinternetlsufan again..
Posted on 11/29/13 at 10:24 am to NicoBlues
Git dem balloons ready Nico ...dey headed dat way.
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