Before the A&M/Mizzou Epic Smack Talk Begins This Week

Win that one, and we'll be glad to give you Respectable Opponent Number Two.

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A&M will be the first respectably tough team Mizzou has faced all year.

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bout time we get a spectable opponent

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A&M is my favorite team in the West. Our Big 12 brothers.

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This. Classiest fans in our old league. Friendly, welcoming, knowledgeable, dedicated. They be good peeps. And I have been a collie owner my whole life so Rev is my dawg.

And now, having gotten all that out of the way...I hope we BTHO outta you hump-it-cheering, t-sip hating, elephant walking, two percenter welcoming, Howdy Dammiting, horn-sawing bastards like we have 5 of the last 7 times.

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If Mizzou beats A&M, A&M will drop out of the rankings and Mizzou STILL will not have beaten a ranked team.

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The conundrum of our season.

Should be a good one, A&M--look forward to it

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t-sip hating

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as if y'all don't hate them too...

Its funny because Mizzou is actually in the position aggy has claimed they will be in every year in the SEC, having a realistic shot at Atlanta.

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South Carolina

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South Carolina is a largely unproven team who has lost to UGA and a horrible Tennessee team. They did win a huge game when we crapped the bed, so that's their signature win. But when you look closer, Mizzou doesn't have any signature wins either. So in reality, SCAR and Mizzou both are really unproven 11 games into the season.

There's only a game left for each of them and an SECCG for one of them. And SCAR is playing an overrated Clemson team that lost by 95 to another ACC team!! Mizzou is playing the 5th best team in the West that doesn't have a defense. There's a good chance we still don't know anything more about these teams even if they both win convincingly this week.

Rant logic.

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hump-it-cheering, t-sip hating, elephant walking, two percenter welcoming, Howdy Dammiting, horn-sawing bastards like we have 5 of the last 7 times.

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And to add
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!@kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s@!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s@!t. Where's the Tylenol?" - Clark Griswold