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You might be a dumpster fire if...
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:16 pm
-- Your HC wears god awful school color clothing on the sideline. (see Pelphrey's red blazers and Dooley's orange hot pants)
-- You lose in the first rd as #2 seed. (Norfolkin' Way)
-- You hire assistant coaches while the rest of the league hires experienced HC's. (UK, Aubie)
-- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)
-- Actually make the Championship Game, yet get blown out or worse shut out.
-- Greatest team in history of your institution; goes to Chick-fil-A Bowl.
-- Most talked about game ever, was a bullshite loss.
-- Mascot has official "outfits".
-- Mascot is a product of incest resulting in genetic retardation.
-- CLEMSON!
-- You lose in the first rd as #2 seed. (Norfolkin' Way)
-- You hire assistant coaches while the rest of the league hires experienced HC's. (UK, Aubie)
-- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)
-- Actually make the Championship Game, yet get blown out or worse shut out.
-- Greatest team in history of your institution; goes to Chick-fil-A Bowl.
-- Most talked about game ever, was a bullshite loss.
-- Mascot has official "outfits".
-- Mascot is a product of incest resulting in genetic retardation.
-- CLEMSON!
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Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:17 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Go frick yourself
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:18 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
-- You start basketball troll threads after beating Northwestern State.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:18 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Worst thread of the year nominee.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:19 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
- You haven't won an SEC football title since joining the league and have been in the league for over 20 years
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:20 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
- Your team is so awful that you're fans suddenly disappear 2 games into the season.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:20 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
or you hire adultering coaches who leave their previous job and do nothing more than leave a xeroxed letter on everyone's locker
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:21 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
quote:
You might be a dumpster fire if...
You lose to Southern at home, only scoring 2 points in the final 5 minutes.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:29 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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CtotheVrzrbck
Your sail is strong
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:32 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:32 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
- Your former HC gets in a motorcycle crash, lies about having a mistress and proceeds to leave. To top that off, you hire John L. Smith.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:33 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
- Kentucky has more SEC Championships then you in multiple sports (Arky) 
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:33 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
quote:
-- Your HC wears god aweful school color clothing on the sideline. (see Pelphrey's red blazers and Dooley's orange hot pants)
-- You lose in the first rd as #2 seed. (Norfolkin' Way)
-- You hire assistant coaches while the rest of the league hires experienced HC's. (UK, Aubie)
-- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)
What about Muschamp?
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:57 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Holy Shite
10/10
10/10
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:58 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
quote:
CtotheVrzrbck
quote:
You might be a dumpster fire if... -- Your HC wears god aweful school color clothing on the sideline. (see Pelphrey's red blazers and Dooley's orange hot pants) -- You lose in the first rd as #2 seed. (Norfolkin' Way) -- You hire assistant coaches while the rest of the league hires experienced HC's. (UK, Aubie) -- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)
Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:00 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
If you are a big steel box full of trash with flames coming out the top.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:24 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
quote:Our new $92 million arena says differently dumbass.
-- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)
Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:24 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
There's only one dumpster fire in the SEC right now. 
Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:29 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport,
quote:
Bama,
2012 Football National Champions
2012 Gymnastics National Champions
2012 Softball National Champions
2012 Men's Golf National Runner up
2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Appearance
kill yo self
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:59 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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Your post(s) will be whacked if you:
o Create outlandish posts with no other purpose but to flame.
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