What if Ole Miss and Mississippi State...

...united to become one central university of the state of Mississippi.

Let's look at some facts.

- Mississippi is a low-populated state.

- This low population generates a low talent pool, split between three universities.

- Let's not forget our fat neighbors, Alabama and LSU soaking up all our recruits because they suck.

Can we not mend out differences and join together? This state is tool small for three schools. We could become Mississippi University Of Awesome, our mascots could be the...

Dragon Wasp Bears, imagine, the three most fearsome animals to ever exist all chemically mixed into some freak accident gone wrong(or right). IT COULD HAVE ITS OWN BACKSTORY that is played before every football game.

Ofcourse we'd have a live mascot as well, LSU has Mike The Tiger, Alabama has that horribly mutated elephant abomination that dances. We would have a dolphin, and to not disregard some of the features of the two schools who merged together, we could dress this dolphin in different attire like, Business attire(suit and tie), gameday attire(sweatpants), and even basketball and baseball atire(a thong) and then nail the dolphin to a giant hashtag.

We could ditch the old racist past of Ole Miss and build new traditions.

For example, every game day, we could all flush our toilets in a synchronized manner and post pictures of us doing so on the Twitter, WHAT ANTICS!

The first home game of every year, we could set the stadium on fire! And fight songs? I've always been a fan of classic rock myself so why not George Michael(WHAM)'s rocking hit of the 80s, "Wake me up before you go-go"

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And every time we score a touchdown, we could play a extremely loud sound clip of a big-block chevy revving its engines and shortly after a mariachi band would come out and play the fight song.

Also before every home football game, we would display pictures of celebrities naked and crying on the jumbo-tron right before we chant our fight song introduction, "Am I doing this?" followed by our trademark fight-chant and then the kick-off.

Just imagine, Dan Mullins could be our football coach, Hugh Freeze could be our Ladies Basketball and softball coach.