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When you get too old to handle a large pistol.


Damn, beat me to it. :lol:

re: Israel is attacking Iran

Posted by Rambler on 6/12/25 at 11:30 pm
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Anyone got a good stream for coverage?


Agenda-Free TV
I used to work with a guy who was a pitcher in a league. At the top of the arc, his pitch was about 10-15 feet high and would generally bounce off the plate. It was really hard to get the timing right to connect with it squarely since he could vary the height of the arc, which varies the speed it's falling at.

re: What is the matter with you?

Posted by Rambler on 6/6/25 at 1:44 am
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What is the matter with you?


My response: I have a brain tumor. What's your excuse?
Despite what you will read on the internet about eating the leaves to develop immunity, my highly-regarded local pharmacy (you Arkansas alums will know Collier's) sells capsules made from poison ivy leaves. They sell a lot of them to powerline workers this time of year and they seem to work.

I'm largely immune myself so haven't tried them.
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well, I am a lesbian stuck in a man's body!!


I tried that line on a cute lesbian girl I once knew.



Didn't work.

re: Look at this motherfricking shite

Posted by Rambler on 6/2/25 at 4:11 pm
So, why don't they have any lesbian players?
Yes, graduate-level engineering classes. Pay was around $200 per student (up to a limit) but it wasn't much work because they just watched previously recorded classroom lectures and took exams. Most of the students were military and didn't need much guidance so email discussions and on-line office hours were rarely needed.

If you consider doing it, make sure you have very good IT support.
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All they have to do is take the SAT or ACT, and colleges will realize how fricking stupid these kids are.


Unfortunately, many colleges, even in SEC country, are dropping ACT/SAT requirements.
Except the blue-hair is not her. That's the passenger who stayed around and reportedly cooperated with the police.
One cannot have light without the darkness.
One cannot have warmth without the cold.
One cannot have Artificial Intelligence without Artificial Stupidity.

Case in point.
I dreamed I was at a party and a hot young girl started coming on to me and I thought to myself, "I wonder what she sees in an old man like me."

True story.

re: Best comedians today?

Posted by Rambler on 5/22/25 at 10:24 pm
Leonarda Jonie

For a sample: Leonarda
Learn fluent Spanish ahead of time, show up at the nearest ICE office and tell them you don't have papers but you're an illegal from Venezuela - instant free ride out of the country. Then head for Paraguay.
Guilty or not, he shouldn't have said a fricking thing without an attorney.
I think it would be more likely in France. Remember the Gilets Jaunes? I think the Gauls could be stirred into action with sufficient motivation and the right leader. At least, I like to think so. If that happened, it might then spread across the Channel.








Well, according to stats I saw, the total vote count for Republican candidates has held about constant, but she got several million fewer votes from Democrat voters than he did. That means it's the Democrat voter base that's sexist and racist.
So, he doesn't even know if it's true. Even if it is, why write this shite? It certainly won't help the situation.