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re: 9 keys to Bama beating Auburn
Posted on 11/20/12 at 6:41 am to CrimsonFever
Posted on 11/20/12 at 6:41 am to CrimsonFever
tl;dr
You're trying way too hard.
You're trying way too hard.
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Posted on 11/20/12 at 6:43 am to Aubie Spr96
If you can't laugh at this, you seriously need to rethink what being a fan means to you. This is GOLD.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:01 am to CrimsonFever
I chuckled. All in good fun. AU fans know what a disaster their team has been.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:15 am to CrimsonFever
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1. Control Jake Holland
He is a combination of Patrick Willis, Demeco Ryans, Takeo Spikes and Wade Christopher wound into a snowball of hate!
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:16 am to CrimsonFever
8/10
I got some good chuckles while reading it.
I got some good chuckles while reading it.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:17 am to CrimsonFever
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9 carries, 31 yards and two touchdowns. That’s a touchdown every 4.5 carries! One word of advice, Kirby Smart: Know where #35 is when he’s in the game
In all seriousness, #35 would start at Bama. Probably only guy who would from our team other than Parkey.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:18 am to CrimsonFever
Awesome 
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:19 am to CrimsonFever
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:33 am to makersmark1
This post was edited on 11/20/12 at 7:37 am
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:36 am to CrimsonFever
1)Show Up on Time
2)Use 11 players at a time
3)Be there for all 60 minutes
All that is needed.
2)Use 11 players at a time
3)Be there for all 60 minutes
All that is needed.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:38 am to makersmark1
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In all seriousness, #35 would start at Bama. Probably only guy who would from our team other than Parkey.
Maybe, sometimes, when we would use a FB. It seems we were going to use Fowler in a FB/HB role a lot until he was injured. We really haven't had a replacement for him.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:41 am to CrimsonFever
That's pretty funny.
Some people took it way too seriously.
Some people took it way too seriously.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:45 am to Teague
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Maybe, sometimes, when we would use a FB. It seems we were going to use Fowler in a FB/HB role a lot until he was injured. We really haven't had a replacement for him.
That is exactly what I was thinking. Prosch will play in NFL. Probably undrafted or 7th round, but he will be in the show.
Fowler's injury really hurt Bama more than the casual fan understands. He's really powerful.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:47 am to CrimsonFever
10. Don't get mesmerized by Troopa's helicopter towel.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:56 am to CrimsonFever
The " Key" to beating Auburn is come on and play Lights out for 60 minutes and don' t take our foot of the Gas until we have hung 45+ on them.....Humiliate them in front of their fans, then when they get back to Lee County even the Goats and Cows will ignore them...' nuff said. 
Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:56 am to CrimsonFever
Dammit 
Now we are gonna win this game and Chiz will get another year. frick you a-hole 
Now we are gonna win this game and Chiz will get another year. frick you a-hole Posted on 11/20/12 at 7:58 am to makersmark1
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Fowler's injury really hurt Bama more than the casual fan understands. He's really powerful.
I'd hope all the UA fans understood his importance.
He was our best HB, pass blocking RB, short yardage back, and arguably the best back overall.
With him in the lineup we probably don't throw twice from the 6 yard line vs. TA&M...
This post was edited on 11/20/12 at 7:59 am
Posted on 11/20/12 at 8:01 am to K9
Good job dude.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 8:02 am to CrimsonFever
It may be a while, but I can't wait to kicka few of you gumps when you are down.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 8:03 am to Bham4Tide
That was actually a pretty funny and enjoyable read.
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