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observing the tide roll into dallas from love field
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:13 pm
A couple observations.
1) these bama fans are old, rich, fat, and they love fake knockers. On that note...
2) to the chick strutting through the terminal with her glorious fake tits hanging out of her houndstooth dress, thanks for being just a little sluttier than necessary, and for keeping your shite tight.
3) Michigan fans are all aging frat boys desperately clutching flat brimmed new era lids to protect the retreat of their hairlines.
4) if this is any indication, Bama will have Michigan outnumbered 2:1 in the stadium.
5) based on what I've seen here today, even if A&M weren't in the SEC, I'd have to root for Bama to beat these B1G doobers. Probably because of my fondness for large, fake breasts.
1) these bama fans are old, rich, fat, and they love fake knockers. On that note...
2) to the chick strutting through the terminal with her glorious fake tits hanging out of her houndstooth dress, thanks for being just a little sluttier than necessary, and for keeping your shite tight.
3) Michigan fans are all aging frat boys desperately clutching flat brimmed new era lids to protect the retreat of their hairlines.
4) if this is any indication, Bama will have Michigan outnumbered 2:1 in the stadium.
5) based on what I've seen here today, even if A&M weren't in the SEC, I'd have to root for Bama to beat these B1G doobers. Probably because of my fondness for large, fake breasts.
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:15 pm to OldSulRoss
Clearly you haven't had to live around gumps
But yeah, Bama should wipe the field with them
But yeah, Bama should wipe the field with them
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:17 pm to OldSulRoss
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OldSulRoss
TSA personnel?
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:18 pm to OldSulRoss
how many replica jerseys have you seen on Michigan fans?
Big 10 fans own that category
Big 10 fans own that category
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:21 pm to OldSulRoss
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observing the tide roll into dallas from love field
You have time to observe while shining shoes at the airport?
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:25 pm to OldSulRoss
So damn jealous of all y'all watching your teams in action this weekend. It's brutal, I tell ya.
Give 'em hell, Bama.
Suffering with my beverage,
EKG
Give 'em hell, Bama.
Suffering with my beverage,
EKG
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:28 pm to OldSulRoss
We'll outnumber them 3:1. I've heard the RV spots are already 75% filled up and nothing but an Alabama encampment.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:48 pm to OldSulRoss
You rule violating motherfricker
This isn't 'nam
This isn't 'nam
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:53 pm to OldSulRoss
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Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:57 pm to OldSulRoss
A buddy of mine arrived in Dallas not long ago and is now touring the stadium.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 3:11 pm to OldSulRoss
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) ...these bama men are old, rich, fat, and they have knockers.
FIFY
Posted on 8/31/12 at 3:17 pm to OldSulRoss
quote:I bought the wifey some in March.....RTR .....
Probably because of my fondness for large, fake breasts.
ETA: And a houndstooth 2-piece bathing suit
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 3:44 pm to OldSulRoss
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based on what I've seen here today, even if A&M weren't in the SEC, I'd have to root for Bama
Sadly, I will have to root for them as well.
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to beat these B1G doobers
There are few worse than the gumps. If it were simply a moral issue, I'd root for Les Miles' alma mater in a heartbeat. Unfortunately, we may be in competition with them later for a spot in the BCSNCG, so we need them to lose this game.
So, I will hold my nose firmly and think (not say) "roll tide...i guess".
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