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observing the tide roll into dallas from love field

Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:13 pm
Posted by OldSulRoss
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:13 pm
A couple observations.

1) these bama fans are old, rich, fat, and they love fake knockers. On that note...

2) to the chick strutting through the terminal with her glorious fake tits hanging out of her houndstooth dress, thanks for being just a little sluttier than necessary, and for keeping your shite tight.

3) Michigan fans are all aging frat boys desperately clutching flat brimmed new era lids to protect the retreat of their hairlines.

4) if this is any indication, Bama will have Michigan outnumbered 2:1 in the stadium.

5) based on what I've seen here today, even if A&M weren't in the SEC, I'd have to root for Bama to beat these B1G doobers. Probably because of my fondness for large, fake breasts.



This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:14 pm to

PICS MF'er
Posted by 228Tiger
Harrison County
Member since Feb 2012
12112 posts
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:15 pm to
Clearly you haven't had to live around gumps



But yeah, Bama should wipe the field with them
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 2:16 pm
Posted by Coater
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Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:15 pm to
geaux breasts!
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

OldSulRoss



TSA personnel?
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27606 posts
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:18 pm to
how many replica jerseys have you seen on Michigan fans?

Big 10 fans own that category
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

observing the tide roll into dallas from love field


You have time to observe while shining shoes at the airport?
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 2:22 pm
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44115 posts
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:25 pm to
So damn jealous of all y'all watching your teams in action this weekend. It's brutal, I tell ya.

Give 'em hell, Bama.


Suffering with my beverage,
EKG
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
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Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:28 pm to
We'll outnumber them 3:1. I've heard the RV spots are already 75% filled up and nothing but an Alabama encampment.
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Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:48 pm to
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Posted by RollTide MJ
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Nov 2007
9523 posts
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:57 pm to
A buddy of mine arrived in Dallas not long ago and is now touring the stadium.

Posted by KnuteMiles
Member since Jan 2005
447 posts
Posted on 8/31/12 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

) ...these bama men are old, rich, fat, and they have knockers.


FIFY
Posted by Legend13
Driving a titleist
Member since Nov 2011
4079 posts
Posted on 8/31/12 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Probably because of my fondness for large, fake breasts.
I bought the wifey some in March.....RTR .....

ETA: And a houndstooth 2-piece bathing suit
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 8/31/12 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

based on what I've seen here today, even if A&M weren't in the SEC, I'd have to root for Bama


Sadly, I will have to root for them as well.

quote:

to beat these B1G doobers


There are few worse than the gumps. If it were simply a moral issue, I'd root for Les Miles' alma mater in a heartbeat. Unfortunately, we may be in competition with them later for a spot in the BCSNCG, so we need them to lose this game.

So, I will hold my nose firmly and think (not say) "roll tide...i guess".
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