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Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:25 am
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:25 am
I was on the ESPN board and thought it might be appreciated over here. These are quotes from the MSU board.
"Julio takin' us to schoolio
" why are they allowing Alabama to play with 35 players on defense?"
"I think their punter is currently drinking around the world in Epcot."
"If we played 10 times, they would win 15"
"We need much more to compete against a true BCS team. We need a couple of CBs, safeties that can tackle, and a pass rush. That's just defense."
"If Cam Newton costs $200,000 for a season, how much is a 2nd half rental?"
"and now cousins is dead"
"If I was our QB i would hire an attorney and sue them for negligence or intentional infliction of physical and emotional distress."
"I'm ready to accept MSU boosters paying for an offensive line. If we get caught I can deal with it."
"This is getting out of hand...an Alabama d-lineman just popped out of my TV and threw me 10 yards behind my couch."
"Can we just roll out a blowup doll for our QB? At least they won't be surprised from behind."
"Do you think this is how Custer felt?"
"We're going to have a wing named after us at Orlando Regional Medical Center by the time this game finishes." lol
"well we kept it under 50."
"We brought our band down to Orlando? I had no idea!"
Reporter: Coach Dantonio, what do you think happened here today?
Dantonio: Alabama Kicked our a.s.s.
Reporter: Why do you think the game was so lopsided?
Dantonio: Because we couldn't kick their a.s.s.
Reporter: What adjustments would you make if you had to play them again?
Dantonio: I think I would bring some KY and provide them with condoms
"I want to know how many times in the history of organized football that teams have punted on 4th and goal"
"SO THIS IS WHAT THEY MEAN BY TEAM SPEED"
"You know, I've never been sodomized, but I'd imagine it'd feel somewhat like how I'm feeling right now watching this mess."
"if i'm Maxwell, I fake an injury on the way to the huddle"
I can't believe Saban let the 4th stringers play for a quarter and half and didn't put in the 5th string. PO..S
"Julio takin' us to schoolio
" why are they allowing Alabama to play with 35 players on defense?"
"I think their punter is currently drinking around the world in Epcot."
"If we played 10 times, they would win 15"
"We need much more to compete against a true BCS team. We need a couple of CBs, safeties that can tackle, and a pass rush. That's just defense."
"If Cam Newton costs $200,000 for a season, how much is a 2nd half rental?"
"and now cousins is dead"
"If I was our QB i would hire an attorney and sue them for negligence or intentional infliction of physical and emotional distress."
"I'm ready to accept MSU boosters paying for an offensive line. If we get caught I can deal with it."
"This is getting out of hand...an Alabama d-lineman just popped out of my TV and threw me 10 yards behind my couch."
"Can we just roll out a blowup doll for our QB? At least they won't be surprised from behind."
"Do you think this is how Custer felt?"
"We're going to have a wing named after us at Orlando Regional Medical Center by the time this game finishes." lol
"well we kept it under 50."
"We brought our band down to Orlando? I had no idea!"
Reporter: Coach Dantonio, what do you think happened here today?
Dantonio: Alabama Kicked our a.s.s.
Reporter: Why do you think the game was so lopsided?
Dantonio: Because we couldn't kick their a.s.s.
Reporter: What adjustments would you make if you had to play them again?
Dantonio: I think I would bring some KY and provide them with condoms
"I want to know how many times in the history of organized football that teams have punted on 4th and goal"
"SO THIS IS WHAT THEY MEAN BY TEAM SPEED"
"You know, I've never been sodomized, but I'd imagine it'd feel somewhat like how I'm feeling right now watching this mess."
"if i'm Maxwell, I fake an injury on the way to the huddle"
I can't believe Saban let the 4th stringers play for a quarter and half and didn't put in the 5th string. PO..S
This post was edited on 1/2/11 at 12:27 am
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:28 am to lsutigertalk
That must have been from a non-butthurt board.
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:29 am to lsutigertalk
Michigan State fans seemed pretty resigned to the fact that Alabama was just way better than they are. There aren't a lot of threads blaming coaches or players. It was just too much talent.
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:30 am to lsutigertalk
quote:
"I want to know how many times in the history of organized football that teams have punted on 4th and goal"
snort
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:30 am to lsutigertalk
quote:
"I want to know how many times in the history of organized football that teams have punted on 4th and goal"
i wondered this as well.
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:33 am to oklahogjr
Are they the ShaggyBevo of the Big Ten?
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:36 am to lsutigertalk
quote:
"If we played 10 times, they would win 15"
Epic.
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:36 am to lsutigertalk
Some of those quotes are awesome
The couch one lol
The couch one lol
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:48 am to Deactived
A few more got posted.
"wow that hit on Caper is just nasty...that's a Ray Lewis hit..."
"this just not even fair...why is MSU playing an NFL team???"
"if we were in a bcs game, we'd have a much easier opponent"
"I now believe that the proper classification for this football team is a steaming pile of dogsh!t. I welcome all feedback from steaming piles of dogsh!t to gauge my accuracy."
"wow that hit on Caper is just nasty...that's a Ray Lewis hit..."
"this just not even fair...why is MSU playing an NFL team???"
"if we were in a bcs game, we'd have a much easier opponent"
"I now believe that the proper classification for this football team is a steaming pile of dogsh!t. I welcome all feedback from steaming piles of dogsh!t to gauge my accuracy."
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:49 am to lsutigertalk
They obviously took a few notes from shaggybevo.
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:53 am to lsutigertalk
quote:
"if i'm Maxwell, I fake an injury on the way to the huddle"
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:55 am to lsutigertalk
quote:
"If we played 10 times, they would win 15"
quote:
"If Cam Newton costs $200,000 for a season, how much is a 2nd half rental?"
quote:
"We're going to have a wing named after us at Orlando Regional Medical Center by the time this game finishes." lol
quote:
"if i'm Maxwell, I fake an injury on the way to the huddle"
These were all classic. I literally laughed out loud at the one about the hospital wing.
Posted on 1/2/11 at 12:59 am to RMFTBama
Pretty good... please forward that to that fat redneck Todd over at Roll Bummer Roll so he include it into his "Bowl Season Meltdown Time" post.
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